Shut Up & Take My Money
I want something, Riot. But I don't know what. I have a main. His name's Maokai. And aside from the torturous skins you illogically gate from me, I can't do anything to make my Maokai experience better. I have all but the Victorious skin. I have two wards skins I use with him - the bunch of roses and the dead tree from the harrowing - and despite the lack of Maokai Summoner Icon, I do what I can in the meantime.
But how do I let others know that, while some enjoy playing Maokai - I main him. I don't know what, and I don't know how, but I need to pimp out my main here, fellas and fellettes. Help me pay you. I want extra flair and panache when I waggle my bark covered ass onto the rift. Since I'm running short on good ideas, here's several bad ones I've just cooked up while overtired.
- I'd like to customize my saplings
- Can I select a VO from one skin while on another? I'd love to get Meowkai's VO while on Goalkeeper.
- Borders. Can I get themed borders (or something, make it a border around the summoner icon for all I care)
- Find a way to display levels of mastery at the load screen. I don't want to say "I'm Mastery 7" I want to say "I've spent a collective 25 full hours of play on this champ."
- Unlock special interactions with other champs at certain levels of Mastery. At this point, why my main Maplewood isn't shit-talking Zyra and Ivern on the Rift is a little disheartwoodening.
At any rate, you're all professionals, and I'm sure you have better thoughts than this, but I appreciate your time and I look forward to my sass back comments on the old Sequoia soon! Until then, haters gone hate.