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Champions that need to be deleted, in a convenient alphabetical order.

Venus as a boy··5 votes·1,335 views

Literally just a a list of useless and ugly champs that need to be deleted immediatly, lore wise. (Okay, some of them need just really small work. And some are put ironically. But still.) But also taking into account their gameplay issues as an extra reason to delete them. [slayer-jinx-catface]

Aatrox

  • Bla bla i'm a darkin, no one knows what darkins really are, or what they want.
  • Dark. Also kin. Dark-kin. Get it? So edgy. So cool.
  • Dark and mysterious.
  • This shit is getting old.

Annie

  • Kid.
  • Her parents were from Noxus.
  • Lives in a jungle, or something.
  • Somehow has a schoolgirl outfit which clashes with the design of literally all the other champions.
  • ... And the fact that she lives in a fucking jungle?
  • That's it.
  • Cancer gameplay.

Fiddlesticks

  • Randomly sentient scarecrow.
  • Somehow controls a bunch of crows
  • ???

Fiora

  • Only person in this world with a french accent.
  • Even though french doesn't exist.
  • Born and raised in Demacia, has an accent. Even thought literally all the other Demacian champs don't.
  • Why
  • "Gender is a social construct" haircut.
  • Now that i think of it, that explains a lot about her lore.

Gragas

  • Fat.
  • Wants to get drunk.
  • Can not get drunk because he's fat.

Gameplay:

  • Passive: Basically Vi's passive.
  • Q: Basically Lux's e.
  • W: Basically Sejuani's W.
  • E: Basically Sejuani's Q.
  • R: Basically a ranged Janna ult. Or a giant Ziggs W.

I don't see this champion having some kind of purpose even with the biggest of Reworks. No one likes him. Delete him please.

Jax Fiora, The walmart version Jax, Grandmaster at arms.

  • No one knows what he is or what he wants.
  • Has three fingers.
  • Looks stupid as hell.
  • Grandmaster at arms but only uses one arm.
  • Has a lamp.
  • Disgusting.
  • Probably beats random people with that lamp.
  • Supposed to be a grand duelist, master of arms, someone who can 1v1 everyone.
  • Sounds kinda familiar
  • Oh wait
  • Fiora

Gameplay:

  • Passive: Your autoattacks get stronger.
  • Q: An autoattack, but stronger.
  • W: An autoattack, but stronger.
  • E: Stun people so you can autoattack them.
  • R: Passive effect: Your autoattacks are stronger. Active effect: Press button to gain resistances.

Malphite

  • A talking rock.
  • Honestly.

Olaf

  • Viking.
  • Wants to die.
  • Same.

Rammus

  • Please

Rengar

  • Human sized feline creature.
  • Kills other creatures.
  • Cancer gameplay.

Shaco

  • Joker wanna be.
  • Comes from a realm no one knows.
  • Why?
  • No one knows.
  • No ties to any other champion.
  • Useless.
  • Cancer ass gameplay.

Skarner

  • Giant scorpion made of crystals.
  • Oh my god.

Talon

  • Katarina but with a dick.

Teemo

Twitch

  • Giant rat that causes trouble, or something.
  • Smells bad.

Varus

  • Guardian of a temple with a corrupt artifact.
  • Uses corrupt artifact.
  • Had one job.
  • Isn't it kinda like Zed's story anyway? Something something dark obscure arts and shit.
  • Is naked.

Volibear

  • He's a bear.
  • Has "bear" in his name
  • I honestly don't even know.

Zyra

  • Plant.
  • Conveniently sexy.
  • Literally has high heels in her biology.
  • Seriously?

Serious question :

Riot, would you ever delete champions? Maybe keeping some of them as a cameos in other new stories or as side characters.

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn] Me waiting for the mains of the champions i mentioned.

18 Comments

Ark Sorcerer7 votes

Notice how Teemo has nothing explained to why he should be deleted. I guess he, unlike the other champs, speaks for himself?

Venus as a boy4 votes

Indeed. lmao*[slayer-jinx-wink]*

Milla Jovovich3 votes

You should delete your account.

Friendly Ram3 votes

M&G.

Warlord Dienekes3 votes

It is amusing when you get lists where the negative is: Joker wannabe and a Viking.

Since those were literally selling points on the game for me originally. Why would I want to play as some generic looking WoW knight guy whose idea of how to use a sword is to pretend to be a draddle when I could be a Viking?

But that was years ago, before the narrative team started taking themselves seriously.

I would say I agree with you that some of the designs in this game are silly. Plant lady with high heels, the new assassin lady with literal knives for legs (that is just so dumb, how would that ever give a benefit to anything?)

Venus as a boy1 votes

Thank you for adding something constructive instead of missing the point. I think Camille is nice though, because at least she's very original.

Warlord Dienekes1 votes

A washing machine the size of a soup spoon is original. That doesn't mean it's not stupid. Just think of the dynamics of having 2 knife points as a balance instead of feet. Then realize she'd be caught in any non-metal surface she walked on.

It's just incredibly stupid. I can't get over how inefficient and impractical her design is. Someone had to look at knives and say to themselves "You know? These sharpened weapons that need to be maintained to keep their edge and provide no complex maneuverability. Yeah they'd totally work as a means of movement."

What idiot would do that? It is literally worse in every conceivable way to the previously mentioned high heel feet.

Warlord Dienekes1 votes

Oh and just since you were mentioning accents in the original post; Viktor, the guy from Zaun. He's Russian. No one else from Zaun sounds anything like that, at all.

Warlord Scrap1 votes

Now that you bring up accents i wonder if the multiple languages or do they just all speak english

Venus as a boy1 votes

I heard mentions of ancient shuriman but that's it. Also the void creatures and all the otherwordly beings in general also speak english.

Rito Staff1 votes

Camille would make more sense if she never walked with her legs, but hopped from wall to wall. It would also be dope af

GreenLore3 votes

{quoted}

Annie

  • Kid.
  • Her parents were from Noxus.
  • Lives in a jungle, or something.
  • Somehow has a schoolgirl outfit which clashes with the design of literally all the other champions.
  • ... And the fact that she lives in a fucking jungle?
  • That's it.
  • Cancer gameplay.

Not sure how you get the idea that she lives in a jungle. She lives in the Voodoolands(that will either be renamed or retconned eventually),not in a jungle....

Fiora

  • Only person in this world with a french accent.
  • Even though french doesn't exist.

And everyone speaks english,even though England doesn't exist ;)

Venus as a boy1 votes

i said french not france

idk, i always saw the voodo lands as a forest or jungle. But you're right they're not. Apparently they're some kind of desert, described as a "petrified forest" on the wiki. Still, a schoolgirl outfit makes no sense for the place she is in lol

My Sea Cow2 votes

So basically all the champions you don't know how to play against?

Venus as a boy3 votes

I literally said "lore wise" though. That's why it's on "Story, Art, & Sound" I put the gameplay part as the icing on the cake on just a few of them, for boring/unhealthy kits.

Korios1 votes

lol xditem 3422

Wet Dryman1 votes

That feel when you like 5 of the mentioned champions.

TheHappyReaperz1 votes

But why Aatrox though? His animations are pretty good, and he is the only Darkin in League. He's not like Pantheon, as an aspect of war, he's more like Jhin, as an artist, using war as a canvas.

Also Fiddlesticks. I get that he's a scarecrow, that controls crows, and that doesn't make sense, but that's the point. Fiddlesticks exits to blink over walls, laugh creepily, and throw birds at people. He's special like that.

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