What is it like to hug a Yordle?

Ifneth·8/12/2018, 5:06:36 AM·10 votes·4,025 views

Riot says they’re a proud race who aren’t around to be pet or hugged, but even the evil ones they are so cute and small and cuddly that I just have to know.

Obviously, best if a Rioter could give a canon description, as they did for eating a Poro.

16 Comments

Ebonmaw Dragon8/12/2018, 5:28:29 AM6 votes

... This is actually... a good question...

Why i say that? Because of the "glamour" that the yordles have.

That magic changes the way that humans see them, so, humans see them as humans... But, does it affect other senses like the touch or even hearing? Or its just a visual ilusion?

It would be weird to touch the "human" face of Ziggs for example and feel fur that is no where to be seen... assuming that the Glamour is just a visual ilusion.

Chembaron Yamada8/12/2018, 3:04:01 PM5 votes

Depends on the yordle, I guess.

Amumu GG. you made the boy smile for a second, then you died a terrible death. Ziggs Probably smells like gunpowder and psychosis. Kled Congrats, you are his property now. At least you can hang out with Skaarl. Fizz ... Wet, slick and fishy??? Lulu She will turn you into a swirrel and you enjoy each others fluffiness. Kennen Permanent static discharge. Heimerdinger Seeing how he is hiding his devices and tools in his hair (even that robot arm thingy), unpleasant. Poppy Are you the hero? No? No hugs for you.

CauseSCIENCE8/12/2018, 5:11:07 AM3 votes

please riot

Toppien8/13/2018, 2:56:38 PM1 votes

Hugging a yordle is like hugging satan

Warlord Dienekes8/12/2018, 3:59:34 PM1 votes

Like hugging people, I imagine it feels different depending on the recipient of the hug.

For Heimerdinger it would feel cold and emotionally distant while he politely asks what you are doing, and would you please let him go so he can get to work.

For Rumble you’d think he’d be soft and fluffy but he’s actually covered in grease and just slips right through your fingers.

For Poppy, despite her armor it feels rather warm and welcoming if a bit uncomfortable as she holds you too tight.

And for Kled. You’d never know. The last person who tried got his arms cut off and the yordle gnawed off part of his face.

SEKAI8/12/2018, 4:45:06 PM1 votes

Yordles are like my waifu. Can't hug them irl and they remain the entities of legends that none will ever be able to touch to believe.

destroyer227198/13/2018, 2:04:08 AM1 votes

Don't get a teemo dart stuck in your knees.