Trying to understand this quote has my head hurting..

Get Ogre Here·4/30/2018, 1:47:47 AM·4 votes·3,135 views

Talon "Their bones will wet my blade"

Aren't bones supposed to be dry like "dry as a bone"?

Is this supposed to be funny/ironic?

Something like "Their blood will wet my blade" would be cooler and make more sense.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

EDIT: This has been explained to me, so I'm no longer in need of answers ^-^

6 Comments

Marshbouy4/30/2018, 1:48:19 AM8 votes

Whet: sharpen the blade of (a tool or weapon).

Furor Nexis4/30/2018, 1:51:58 AM3 votes

It's a reference to a whetstone, a sharpening instrument for blades.

Killaburn4/30/2018, 12:39:57 PM1 votes

their bone(rs) will wet my blade(talons dick) lmao joke

Fasmodey4/30/2018, 12:50:12 PM1 votes

Even if it was wet and "not whet" It would make sense.

Fresh bone is not dry. Extremity bones surround bone marrow which creates blood. So, bone inside of a living person has a lot of blood.

Bones wetting his blade is a lot more brutal and cooler than blood itself wetting his blade because it means his blade can cut through bones.