What shape would Evelynn take to seduce your favourite champion(s)?

Pale Mask·7/27/2018, 10:13:29 PM·12 votes·11,290 views

Evelynn, the Widowmaker. An insatiable spiritual parasite that feeds on torment and suffering. Spoken of in hushed whispers, it is said that the shapeshifting demon takes the form most attractive to its prey to try and lure it to its death.

So, what form would Evelynn take to attract your favourite champion(s)? A man? A woman? A brother-in-arms? Another champion? A loved one? A beast? A corpse?

Let's find out.

123 Comments

420 grams7/27/2018, 10:41:16 PM39 votes

A mirror Draven

TheFancySkeleton7/28/2018, 8:46:46 AM16 votes

If Evelynn would try to seduce Yorick, she would become Graves .

Why?

Because Yorick really digs Graves.

DunkmasterDennis7/27/2018, 11:53:36 PM14 votes

Jax A real weapon

HalfTangible7/27/2018, 11:33:16 PM13 votes

Shyvana Jarvan. It wouldn't work, because Jarvan would never be so improper with her and she knows it, but anyone that saw it would tease her about it FOREVER. Or at least until she punched them.

Kindred Either a giant bullseye made of meat, or a male lamb and a female wolf. Obviously would not work.

Warwick She'd be herself. After all, she's already a complete bitch. HI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Evelynn "My, my, I am gorgeous~" "Damn right I am." "Ey!" "Ey!"

Yorick "... Nope, too dour."

HeyHeresTre7/28/2018, 1:49:29 AM13 votes

Kled A Giant plot of unclaimed land filled with mushroom juice

Tormentula7/28/2018, 4:16:09 AM9 votes

Lucian his wife Poppy a hero Graves a cigar

DerMangoJoghurt7/27/2018, 10:25:20 PM8 votes

Taric I don't think she'd have to try very hard. A fragile looking flower in bloom is probably all it takes. The hard part is actually killing him.

Shmeeve7/28/2018, 4:37:48 AM8 votes

I know people are going to argue with me because I said it wouldn't work if she tried to seduce me, but you should know I am one of the most oblivious people on this planet.

Anyway the champions

Ahri her mate she killed

Draven himself

LeeSin eyes

Gangplank orange

Pyke a bucket list

Velkoz don't even make me start

Taric ezreal

Ornn his forge

Ivern a tree

Mordekaiser drakes

Urgot legs

AurelionSol a new skin

Gragas beer

Karthus a dying person

Leona the sun

Diana the moon

Zoe a freaking bouncing ball

Garen a sign saying demacia

Alistar a cow

Graves you already know the joke

Hovering Hentai7/27/2018, 10:49:49 PM7 votes

Lissandra Probably nothing. If Evelynn makes it far enough to even get to her and seduce her Liss is gonna know something's up

Syndra I dunno Probably Zed

Velkoz Ohhhhhh I'm just... yea I'm not gonna think about that

NemeBro7/28/2018, 4:16:34 AM6 votes

Yasuo A defenseless mage in the mid-lane bent over face in the dirt.

Tryndamere The enemy towers.

MonkeyKing A hapless and unaware ADC delusional enough to think they're safe with their team.

Fiora A worrrthyyy opponenttttttt...

Garen DEMACIA!

4 Step Cadence7/27/2018, 11:50:36 PM6 votes

I would find her attempts to seduce me... Laughable, at best. I have encountered flirtatious women in the past, and I have returned the favor to them. However, these encounters always end the same way, a delicate lotus blossom in most cases. I feel no true attraction towards anyone. Any emotion I display is, more or less, an act. I play the part I must for the sake of the performance. In the case of Evelynn, it would simply be a matter of who strikes first.

Guy Broman7/28/2018, 1:16:55 AM5 votes

I'm thinking someone who looks very much like Camille. Urgot He does have a thing for... legs.

Luxana Crowngard7/28/2018, 5:13:24 AM5 votes

Ezreal

MOLTinaTOR7/28/2018, 12:01:56 AM5 votes

Yorick A brand new shovel.

edoxbox17/28/2018, 2:21:40 PM4 votes

Freedom. AurelionSol

Ahpe7/27/2018, 11:42:01 PM4 votes
Drakath20027/28/2018, 4:07:15 AM4 votes

That depends on what exactly did the Void do to Malzahar's mind

If he still retains memories of the past I guess a crush?

If not then.... RekSai..... JK but definitely a voidborn of sorts

Dechozen1017/28/2018, 10:38:10 AM4 votes

Yasuo Challenger tier.

Tuition Fee7/28/2018, 3:07:41 AM3 votes

MonkeyKing A banana tree

Talon Knivessss

Veigar A deathcap

Amumu Toilet paper

Cassiopeia Boots

Rengar Catnip

Malevolent Metal7/28/2018, 8:13:19 AM3 votes

She would take the shape of a rework - Mordekaiser

Jet Sett7/28/2018, 1:57:08 PM3 votes

TwistedFate Herself! Or giant bags of gold...

Graves Full auto shotgun.

Aatrox Plans to destroy Mount Targon.

Evil Bisex Plant7/28/2018, 9:38:04 AM2 votes

Swain an arm

Warlord Rhinark7/28/2018, 7:09:25 AM2 votes

Is Kayle / Trundle even attracted to anything?

DonatellaVersace7/28/2018, 8:23:53 AM2 votes

Leblanc

Herself? Or her clone? Whichever one is the real one! But then I guess it wouldn't be real then...

3 Tears7/28/2018, 2:44:20 PM2 votes

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Evelynn, the Widowmaker. An insatiable spiritual parasite that feeds on torment and suffering. Spoken of in hushed whispers, it is said that the shapeshifting demon takes the form most attractive to its prey to try and lure it to its death.

So, what form would Evelynn take to attract your favourite champion(s)? A man? A woman? A brother-in-arms? Another champion? A loved one? A beast? A corpse?

Let's find out.

Garen Lux

DannyJinxed7/28/2018, 12:35:00 PM2 votes

A new explosive rocket launcher...or maybe Harley Quinn Jinx

xxxDogmanxxx7/28/2018, 1:32:45 PM2 votes

Evelynn better be careful trying to seduce XinZhao, that guy loves charging towards everybody and knocking them up with his long hard wood.

CarameI Frappe7/28/2018, 9:16:05 AM1 votes

Leona Could she even shapeshift into the sun? And would she be able to shine like it? Because even if that was possible, how the hell would you seduce someone as a planet??