Kai'sa don't convince me the slightest. -Calling Riot out

Siegfriedx1·3/6/2018, 7:00:55 PM·3 votes·678 views

For a child that was in a place full of monster craving for blood in a never ending killing spree she is just a disney princess face in a randomly godlike granted battle suit that basically did everything for her.

If you watched berserk, just a few minutes in a demon house made the main protagonist lose his spirit, his mind, his right eye, his arm and everything and everyone he most loved. Of course he had help too and got out of that hell hole but the scars and mental problems are a proof of the harm and problems that place have. That is considering he was already a high end top warrior. Kai'sa was a child and she don't have absolute 0 bruises, 0 scars, 0 problems. In her new comic she even remember how to talk and offer someone help, what sound really uncharacteristic from someone that was suppose to be "surviving" in a true "hell".

She sounds like a teenager with problems to come back home [???] when her lore suggested she was the survivor of the true death house who became a monster to survivor monsters [and it's a disney princess??????].

I call all her lore bullshit. She either had everything granted being saved daily for something way stronger than everything else around countless times [until she started believing in the delusion that she had any contribution for her survival, just like a princess that have everything and then want to talk to people like she had "problems" in her life], or the void is basically a very shit and easy place that any random child can be dropped and not only survive but also kinda conquer the place WITHOUT A FREAKING SCRATCH.

Also why would she have a cleavage? Fuck that champion lore.

16 Comments

GreenLore3/6/2018, 7:05:36 PM2 votes

She was in the cave filled with monsters,not right in the middle of a giant demon ritual that includes hundreds of demons feasting upon the sacrifices.

Timethief493/6/2018, 7:03:32 PM1 votes

She is in symbiosis with the body of a void creature that works as basicly a armor for her. Im guessing that it regenerates the damage done to it.

Wînter Fox3/7/2018, 6:17:26 AM1 votes

I agree OP, Riot has reached a new low. She doesn't look like she's been anywhere near the Void, and yet she's somehow supposed to be "Daughter of the Void"!? With a face and body like that, the only title she deserves is Skank of the Rift. I mean how are they going to explain how her skin and hair's so perfect when she's been around the Void her whole life? Mine doesn't look like that yet I'm here inside ordering top notch Sephora products online. Like for real, what type of conditioner is this bitch using? How does she not even have one split end!? Not to mention her perky boobs. She's totally supposed to be a scary creature okay, she can at least cover those things up! If she was a true fighter and hero she would be uglier- but since she looks like that the only job she's fit for is being a ho on Instagram, amiright!?