Could I wear Mordekaiser without any adverse effects?

Moody P·3/30/2019, 9:38:46 PM·24 votes·15,301 views

If I crawled up inside him what would he even be able to do?

Nothing. That's what. I'm gonna get deep up inside of him and he can't do anything about it. He has to let me in. He has to let me stay inside him and wear him like.. Like a suit of armor.

23 Comments

Lord Zeta 13133/30/2019, 10:02:10 PM29 votes

As a Mordekaiser main, I am deeply offended, both by the though of you doing that, and the though that you could get anywhere near him without getting a mace to the face and dying

General Esdeath 3/30/2019, 10:58:10 PM20 votes

Is this a fetish or something?

Malicious Metal3/31/2019, 2:40:52 AM16 votes

I feel personally violated.

AstreaSoul3/31/2019, 4:13:20 AM7 votes

Even if you could somehow pull this off, would you even want to? That suit of armor has to be pretty gross, what with all the bugs that live in it.

Deep Terror Nami3/30/2019, 10:12:26 PM7 votes

You'd probably chafe.

Kelg3/30/2019, 10:24:09 PM7 votes

I'm pretty sure he could just suck your soul out and kill you if you tried.

Source: his W, E and Ult

YoRHa 2B3/31/2019, 6:53:40 AM7 votes

You would not be able to eat tacos

Agent Corgi3/31/2019, 5:43:52 PM4 votes

I wouldn't. Who knows what kind of Bugs he keeps in that Set of Armor of his.

Jerry SeinfeId3/30/2019, 10:04:15 PM4 votes

i suppose if he even let you in there and keep your arms and legs in the main part you'd be fine.

If you're somehow big enough to fit in the armor, he'd probably control you like a puppet as he moves. i doubt you're gonna be physically strong enough to stop morde.

Rodsquad3/31/2019, 1:56:01 AM4 votes

friend im all about living your bliss if you wanna wear Mordekaiser then chase that dream, be the Kayn Ulti you wanna see in the world

DarkTree13/31/2019, 7:38:25 PM4 votes

if you were in a romantic relationship with mordekaiser that would be the best way to cuddle with him tbh :/

(i'm sorry for typing this)

Mordepool3/31/2019, 12:37:11 AM3 votes

A fool would think the Master of Metal wouldn't be able to Crush his own Armor and leave you a lifeless husk, before reshaping the contours of his armor back in place.

Malevolent Metal3/31/2019, 10:34:38 PM3 votes

Chances are he'd probably contort his armor in some odd way so that he squishes you while you are inside, like an iron maiden.

Schoenberg3/31/2019, 5:06:16 AM2 votes

Crawl inside me metal ddy.

Oops, wrong ho- way.

jocomotion3/31/2019, 7:40:56 PM2 votes

You’d probably glitch out of existence.

xDogMeatx3/31/2019, 4:23:21 AM2 votes

Alphonse reference? Full metal alchemist reference

Where's Edward at lol

radetari3/31/2019, 11:42:58 AM1 votes

... ooh kay ...