The Juggernaut Club: Part 46

The cleaver Mundo threw flies through the air at Ekko! He dodges it, and it lands and wedges in the wall, just above Draven's head, cutting a few of his hairs as it does! Draven jumps out of the hiding spot.

: YOW! Draven knows he needs a haircut but give him a little WARNING next time!

: Quiet! Mundo focusing on Patient Zero!

Mundo runs up and pulls the cleaver out of the wall, and starts chasing Ekko around the lab and the rooms connected to it!

: HOW THE CRAP DID YOU FIND MY LAB!?

: Uh-oh, Patient Zero going into delirium! Mundo must Cure him!

: GET AWAY FROM ME!

and : DRAVEN?! What the strength are you doing here!?

: Uhh... it's not just Draven...

Darius comes out of his hiding spot, as do the rest of the Juggernaut Club members. Swain's eyes are wide with surprise at first, but then they turn to anger.

: Good! Now I can get you back for what you made Urgot do!

: Hey, I was just after Sion, not him!

Vladimir slaps Urgot across the face and makes a "Shh!" hand motion.

: Quiet, you! The Grand General is speaking!

Zilean speaks up before any more chaos (Aside from what Ekko and Mundo are doing) can start.

: Well, since Ekko is "occupied"...

: I'M JUST TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THIS QUACK, YOU STUPID OLD MAN!

: That no way to talk to your Primary Doctor! Mundo no Quack! He not Duck, after all!

: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! YIKES!

The sound of the cleaver wedging violently into a wall is heard again.

: Don't make Mundo recant Hippocratic Oath, Patient Zero!

: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HIPPOCRATES IS!

Zilean watches as Ekko runs off, and Mundo grabs his cleaver and gives chase. He shrugs his shoulders and turns towards Urgot and Sion.

: Anyways... you two!

He points at Urgot and Sion.

: Yes?

: We're going to rewind you to how you were before!

: Oh, neat! Oh, WAITWAITWAITWAIT! Urgot waves his arms wildly

: What?

: When you say "How you were before", do you mean BEFORE Ekko's Z-Drive did this to us, or before we became awesome? Cause I'd really prefer-

: I know what I'm doing!

He fires two magic bolts out of his hands, aimed at Urgot and Sion. Both strike them, and.... do nothing?

: Well that was... disappointing. I expected them to like, I don't know, start contorting and convulsing, or moving backwards in place as time literally rewinded on them or something.

But then, the magic aura around the two shoots off, and slam together, forming a magical "projector" screen. It then starts projecting a soundless replay of what took place back in the "Chaos in Noxus" arc, though Urgot's eyes!

Everyone (With the exception of Swain and Vlad) start watching it.

: Is that...

: Urgot?

: He looks...

Urgo gestures to how he looked (And is supposed to look but doesn't thanks to the Z-Drive's faultiness).

: COOL, RIGHT!? I KNOW! THE SHOTGUN LEGS WERE AMAZING! I WANT THEM BACK!

Everyone watches as a soundless "recap" of the events occurs in the magic projection-screens! However, neither Urgot or Sion are reverted from their currently messed-up shapes.

: I just can't believe it...

Other JC members: What?

Darius turns towards Urgot as the magical "screens" fade away.

: Urgot... that...

He at first looks down at the ground, with Urgot assuming he was going to be angry. But Darius looks upward with a happy smile.

: I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD BE THAT JUGGERNAUT WE FELT BACK IN THE SHADOW ISLES! AND IT WAS YOU! THAT WAS ONE HELL OF AN INITIATION! WELCOME TO THE JUGGERNAUT CLUB, URGOT!

Darius spreads his arms in a welcoming gesture. Urgot is... in shock, to say the least. Swain, angry that he had been ignored, just shrugs his shoulders and resumes searching for Ekko's Z-Drive.

: Y-You mean... I'm part of a club? F-For real?

: NOT just ANY club! The best Damn Club in Runeterra! The Juggernaut Club!

Urgot is about to raise his hands in joy, but then he turns and looks at the still shell-shocked Sion.

: What about Sion?

: We use his monument as the Clubhouse! Didn't he tell you that already?

: This... is AMAZING! COUNT ME IN!

While Darius and the JC members are celebrating the discovery of their newest member, Swain and Vlad are continuing to search for the Z-Drive.

: So what, we swipe it and see if we can use IT to fix Noxus?

: Yes! No offence to Viktor, but I wouldn't trust THAT Duo He points at Zac with the still inactive Blitzcrank any more than the Piltover imbeciles that we hired before!

In all the chaos, Draven had dropped Viktor's "invention" that he had found. Swain and Vlad come across it.

: Ah! I'll bet it's under this cloth!

Vlad pulls it off, and... it's not the Z-Drive, but judging by their facial expressions, it's something very different.

: What in the name of Roast Turkey is this?!

Meanwhile, Shyvana is running around in joy that she's officially not the "Newbie" anymore!

: I'M NOT THE NEWBIE! I'M NOT THE NEWBIE! WHOOPEE!

: You sure aren't, Crazy Crowd Stopper!

Shyvana stops and looks at Trundle like she's going to cry.

: Why can't you just let me have this moment?

To Be Continued...