The Juggernaut Club: Part 59

Mundo and Urgot are searching the halls of the Monument's interior.

: So where should we start?

: Mundo think we should start in main conference room. Show you your new big chair at the same time, kill two birds with one stone!

: I get a chair!?

: Probably just get Olaf's old one, since he get kicked out of Club back in Freljord, but-

: I don't care WHOSE chair it was before, I'm just glad I get a seat at the big conference table!

: Then let Mundo show you, Big Conference Room!

At the end of the hall, they open the door leading to the conference room. Caitlyn and Vi are still in here, with Caitlyn trying to clean up and help up the sticky, water-drenched and now furious Vi. Hearing the creaking of the door, Caitlyn turns and points her rifle.

: HALT! WHO GOES THERE!?

Urgot puts up his hands as though he were under arrest.

: Whoa there! It's just us.

Caitlyn briefly lowers her weapon.

: Oh, well if it's just you guys, then-

Vi holds up a hand.

: HOLD IT, CUPCAKE!

Vi looks at the two with her face scrunched up in fury.

: Zaunites...

: Yes, we from Zaun. Is that problem?

: YES, IT IS A PROBLEM! I BET YOU'RE THE ONES THAT PROVIDED JINX THE MEANS FOR HER JAILBREAK!

: Jinx got arrested AGAIN? What is that, the 50th time now?

Caitlyn tries to get between them, holding up her hands in an attempt to look like a peacemaker.

: To Urgot To be precise, it is the 48th time. She turns towards Vi Now, Vi, I think we shouldn't jump so quickly to conclusions, as we-

: TIME FOR JUSTICE!

Vi pushes Caitlyn aside with her free hand as charges up her Q with her other!

: Now hold on! That former Chief-of-Staff's line, you can't steal that!

: SHUT UP!

Vi charges forward at the two! Meanwhile, Shyvana, Illaoi and Udyr have found the smashed basement door. Illaoi and Udyr groan.

: What's the moaning and groaning mean?

: Skarner probably snuck in again while we were gone, that's what it means.

: Well, best get to looking for him. Ooh, the Dictator's NOT going to be pleased. This door cost a pretty penny.

: How much you wanna bet he's graffiti-ed the conference room again?

: Oh I hope not. It took FOREVER to get the stains out of the chairs.

They then hear voices coming from the basement.

: Hey, you guys hear that?

: Yeah.

: Is he still down there?

: Let's go see.

The three head down the basement stairs.

Inside the basement, Zed and Kayn have found Akali.

: How'd she get out of her strait-jacket?!

: I think it was this.

Kayn pulls out a key from the still unconscious Akali's pocket. Seeing it, Rhaast gets an idea.

Rhaast: Hey, find her wallet. I've heard the delicacies here are to DIE for. Let's go try out that "Succulently Sinful" place or whatever it was called that we passed on the way here.

: I may be a member of the Order of Shadows, but I'm NOT a thief, Rhaast!

Rhaast: Aww... you're no fun.

Zed has a hand over his face in exasperation.

: Well, there goes THIS vacation... tie her up, Kayn.

: Yes Sir, Great Master Zed!

Kayn reaches into a pouch on his side, and pulls out a rope. He starts tying up Akali, while Zed watches in case she wakes up and try to cause trouble.

: Ooh...

: Crap, she's waking up. Hurry it up, Kayn!

: I'm tying, I'm tying!

He stops for a moment, eyeing the ends of the rope.

: How do you do a square knot again? I just want to make sure it's tight enough so she can't wriggle free.

: JUST TIE THE FREAKIN' ROPE! SHE'S WAKING UP!

: Huh!? ZED!?

Akali's eyes open, and she looks in Zed's direction!

: I KNEW I wasn't hallucinating! I'll get you-huh!?

She sees her arms are bound. She starts to struggle.

: LET ME OUT OF THIS! I'LL FREAKING KILL YOU!

She start to wriggle free as Kayn hasn't properly secured the knots.

: See? Told you we needed to use a square knot!

Zed summons his Living Shadow, and it grabs an arm of Akali's while he grabs the other, and they restrain her.

: Just FINISH tying her up.

Rhaast chooses to speak up again at this time.

Rhaast: Hey, maybe Syndra let her out; hell hath no fury like a woman scorned after all, and I'm pretty sure you scorned her good by not bringing her on this vacation.

: Shut up, Rhaast.

: Yeah, shut up, Rhaast!

The three (As well as Rhaast) look, and see Shyvana, Illaoi and Udyr standing next to them!

: Well, it's not Skarner, but we've found who broke the door!

: Ooh, I'm gonna impersonate Garen and list off their crimes!

Udyr clears his throat.

(Attempting to sound like Garen): Yes, you've broken the door, for your first offense. Next, you're trespassing on private property. Third, you-

: I thought this was a government building! And what are you guys DOING here!? I thought you guys were looking for someone to heal Draven!

: This is the Juggernaut Clubhouse. Why WOULDN'T we be here?

: OK, fine, but WE didn't break the door! It was like that when we got here!

: A likely story. And Soraka and Bard healed Draven.

: Well, how did you get back here?! No ships have left Ionia since you kooks set them off!

: We took a "Magical Journey".

: Uhh, Master? Look at your shoes.

: My shoes? Is one untied?

Zed looks down and he moves his head just in time to avoid Akali's swipe with one of her sickles, as she had wriggled free of the rope as well as Zed's Living Shadow's grip.

: BLAST IT! HOLD STILL!

: Oh. Somehow I COMPLETELY forgot about her.

Zed switches places with his Living Shadow as Akali tries another swipe, and it hits the shadow rather than him.

: RRRGGHHH!

: I bet SHE'S the one that broke the door!

Shyvana, Udyr and Illaoi see the smashed and now exposed-to-the-open entryway Skarner had made (And Aatrox had broke).

: See? Skarner's somewhere around here too-

Rhaast speaks up once more, cutting her off.

Rhaast: Maybe HE broke the door.

: I told you to shut up, Rhaast! Whoa!

Akali, since she can't seem to hit Zed, has turned her attention to Kayn.

: I'LL KILL YOU TOO! NO MATTER HOW POTENTIALLY ATTRACTIVE YOU ARE!

Udyr and Illaoi look at Shyvana. She shakes her head no.

: Can't turn into a dragon in here. The room's too small. And the Dictator said I'm not allowed to turn into my Dragon form INSIDE the Clubhouse after what happened LAST time.

: Oh that's right. I remember that.

Illaoi sighs and puts her hands on her hips, shaking her head.

: Well, who's going to do the honors, then? I took care of the Bligewater nuts, so-

: I will!

As Akali chases Zed and Kayn around the basement room, Udyr steps in front of her, activating his Bear Stance.

: Huh?

: SURPRISE!

SMACK! Akali is punched right in the kisser!

And once again, Akali is down for the count. Zed wipes some imaginary sweat off his brow.

: Phew, thanks!

: That's TWO favors you owe the Juggernaut Club.

: Two?

: Helping you with the crowds in Ionia, remember?

: ME specifically, by turning into my Dragon form!

: Yeah, I remember that! That was Awesome!

Rhaast: Scoffs Nothing compared to what a Darkin can do...

Everyone: SHUT UP, RHAAST!

To Be Continued...