[Champion Concept] Glitch

So the champion i have an idea for which I'm hoping no one else thought of would be a Glitch a spunky champion who breaks the fourth wall and is self aware so his kit would be Q:(watch out) he shoots a bolt from his finger which slows and marks them and next ally champ to hit he/she/it within (x) time does a crit W: (Who says they have no bite) he chooses a minion and it gains baron buff or allly champion gets an AS buff or enemy champion gets AS debuff. E: (laugh at them because I heckle them) he throws a fruit at the enemy champion and blinds them for (x) time if he hits an ally it heals R: (This location is inconvenient for him) A giant arm shoots out his back grabs a nearby ally turret and move it to a new location in certain range of him for (x) time (think syndra w but with turret) can only grab live turrets Hope you enjoyed