We Need A Donald Trump Champion (Disclaimer: Not a Trump supporter)

I think making a Donald Trump inspired champion would take League of Legends to a wider audience, and be very hilarious and entertaining. His R special could be buying off one of the enemy towers or something. And don't even get me started on the dialogue. We could go on and on about that. And at the level of political controversy this man has bestowed on himself, it shouldn't backfire for Riot Games/League of Legends. Please do consider!