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Schrödinger's Bush Experiment

MÍlenko·1/22/2016, 2:11:07 AM·21 votes·1,892 views

Here's Schrödinger's Bush experiment: We send a living ADC into a bush, There is a Shaco on the enemy team. If there is no item 2043 inside the bush it is impossible to know if there is or isnt a Shaco inside the bush. Now because there is no ward in said bush this is proof positive the ADC's team is a bunch of bronzies which means the mini map is all but deactivated and they have no knowledge of the state of the ADC. Should the ADC take a single step into the bush, the team therefore cannot know whether or not there was a Shaco, and therefore cannot know the status of the ADC. Since they cannot know, according to quantum law, every bush has and hasn't a Shaco in it which means the ADC is both dead and alive, in what is called a superposition of states. It is only when we face check the bush (because bronzies dont ward) and learn the condition of the ADC that the superposition is lost, and the ADC becomes one or the other (dead or alive). How ever, the question still remains whether or not there is a Shaco in the bush and thus starts the entire paradox over again. This situation is sometimes called multi-quantum-jester-position-indeterminacy or the observer's paradox: the observation or measurement itself affects an outcome, so that the outcome as such does not exist unless the measurement is made. (That is, there is no single outcome unless it is observed and even when it is, it isnt.)

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10 Comments

Varindran1/22/2016, 3:28:41 AM11 votes

I thought this joke was supposed to be done with Garen?

Solis Deus1/22/2016, 5:49:50 AM8 votes

I'm pretty sure there's no award for plagiarism.

Jason the other1/22/2016, 2:57:28 AM4 votes

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Starfish H1/22/2016, 3:51:00 AM2 votes

Or instead of spending 75 gold like a sane person you can just hide in base all game to avoid Shaco.

Jayle271/22/2016, 3:42:24 AM2 votes

Well ya see, no matter what there is always a Shaco in the bush and always a Shaco behind you, ward or not Shaco is always there.

Shaco : "The joke's on you!"

Now where's my cookie?

Photos of Ghosts1/22/2016, 3:08:38 PM1 votes

*proceeds to annoy* Actually, Shroedinger's was a paradox. As in, intended to prove that someone else's theory was wrong. It's obviously impossible for a cat to be both alive and dead, so the theory he assumed as a starting point was wrong. Turns out ole Shroe was just being too literal, and the theory that said "only control forces the smallest particles into one of their states" meant "any sort of macroscopic interaction including the Geiger counter in Schrodinger's paradox", and obviously not "a human brain acknowledging the state of the particle", which is what Schrodinger wanted to disprove.

ReportThisRiven1/22/2016, 4:45:31 PM1 votes

Bro your post goes against quantum law, assumptions are the bane of the concept. The snack being on the enemy team is a truth. But until you ward the bush or face check it then the shaco is perceived or not perceived at which point history can be percieved from then based on the observation once you acquire sight in the bush :3 the shaco could be anywhere, yet the only truth is what is percieved.