BABY DARIUS SKIN IDEA

Ive been wanting a new skin recently and one of my favorite characters in lol is Darius one idea i have is baby darius which is just darius but with a bib and a bottle in his mouth and his axe would be a lolipop ALSO he should have no shirt on with a hairy chest and only wearing a diaper and when he ults he makes baby sounds you know like goo goo gah gah this would be amazing and i would SPEND OVER 2K RP , RIOT ILL MAKE RICH TRUST ME -_- .