The Veigar "Farmer" skin idea??

Well as the title states... Why has Riot not developed a Farmer skin for ??

Think about it!

Ok lets start with the design!

Veigar has a big yellow strawhat that shades his face, he has a lumberjack styled shirt, wears big boots and glows. And has this blue jeans overall. In his hand he holds a big hayfork/pitchfork with a lump of hay stuck to it.

Q: Trows vegtables, everything from tomatos, potatos, cabbages, carrots.... yeah you get it.

W: A big milk jug falls from the sky and crashes down on the area. And cows will moo in a sad tone over the spilled milk...

E: This will create a tree fence at the location ha casts it and it will trigger sounds from cows, pigs and chickens.

R: He trows a big hay ball with a trail of hay falling of it when the projectile travels foward, at impact it will explode in to a big hay firework but only if it kills the target, for a more dramatic effect ad in some chickens running away from the impact piont, otherwise it will just stick to the target for like 2 secs before it dissapears. If Veigar is unsuccessful in killing the target he will laugh hysterically when he trows his R but suddenly interupt it when it does not kill the target.

Come on guys... just think about it!! It would be F***ing awesome!