[REUPLOADED] The Juggernaut Club, Part 3
Katarina enters the bar.
I'm here, I'm here! Where's my honey-bunny?
Who and the what?
You know... blushes Garen.
Wait, according to the new lore, I thought you guys weren't supposed to be "star-crossed lovers" or whatever.
Xayah and Rakan look over from their table.
Yeah, I think that's OUR niche now.
Uh-huh.
Katarina looks at the two angrily.
We were here FIRST!
Xayah blows a raspberry at Katarina, and Rakan follows suit.
Hmph.
She turns her attention back to Riven.
So where's Garen?
Oh, he left.
What!? I missed him?!
(Dejected tone) Yeah, and he didn't even buy anything. (Lightens Up) On the subject of buying, I don't buy the fact that you're apparently still all lovey-dovey with him.
Oh please, Riven. This is the League Fandom! The players will ship whoever the crap they want, no matter WHAT the lore says. And besides-mmpghpff!?
Draven suddenly puts his hand over Katarina's mouth, cutting her off.
Only DRAVEN is allowed to inexplicably break the fourth wall!
He looks around nervously.
And to a lesser extent, Mordekaiser. Though really only Draven should be able to...
Katarina pushes off Draven and runs out the door after Garen.
GAREN, WAIT FOR ME!
Back at the Juggernaut Clubhouse, everyone is gathered in a large room, seated at a circular table.
Shivers I just got the strangest feeling someone was talking about me.
What, you mean, like Malicious Metal was making another post about you, or something?
Meh, I'll send my dragon to take care of it.
Which one? You have like, 5 or 6 of them, don't you?
Yeah. Let's see, whose turn is it... Oh yeah! Oh Bubbles~
A ghost-version of the Ocean Drake phases through the wall
Go find whoever was bad-mouthing me and inflict pain on them, would you kindly?
The dragon roars, and leaves.
Don't you need to be, um, with it, like with Tibbers?
Ehh, this is a made-up story. The writer can do whatever he wants.
Everyone, everyone. Attention, please, the meeting is about to commence.
All the Juggernauts stand up.
All rise, for the commencement of this meeting of the Juggernaut Club, Dictator-for-life Darius presiding!
Darius walks in the room, wearing a newspaper crown made out of the old Journal of Justice pages.
Hello, and welcome to this meeting of the Juggernaut Club! Illaoi will now read the minutes of our last meeting. By the way, you can sit down.
Everyone sits.
Thank you. 10:42, meeting called to order. 10:43, reviewed the minutes of previous meeting. 10:48, Dictator-for-life submits complaint regarding so-called "editing" of minutes. Chief-of-Staff Garen refuses to accept complaint nor accept responsibility for the perceived slight. 10:50, Dictator-for-life and Chief-of-Staff have a philosophical discussion. 12:50, bandages administered to previously mentioned staff members by club Medic Nasus. Dictator-for-life rebuked for biting.
Hey, he made fun of my Dreadnova Skin!
Everyone except Darius stifles laughter.
12:51, Forgot what argument was about. Medals of bravery awarded to all present members. 12:53, Olaf sent downstairs to check basement to make sure Skarner wasn't trying to tunnel back inside the clubhouse. 12:55, everyone sent to the Computer room to inspect the PBE changes. Excitement ensues, membership reduced to tears. Three cheers erupt for Club ideals, which turns into ominous remarking about elation for the changes. Chief-of-Staff ruins the moment, is expelled from the club.
Thank You. Now, are there any concerns any members wish to bring forward to the general body of the club?
Shyvana raises her hand
Yes, Newbie Shyvana?
Yeah, I... wait, newbie?
Yes. Your small-scale rework is what labelled you as a Juggernaut, and it is the most recent one to date, so you are the Newbie. Each newest Juggernaut is labelled the Newbie when they first join the club.
The other members of the club nod their heads in acknowledgement.
Yup.
Uh-huh.
Can attest to that one.
See? Now what was your question?
Well, that caught me off-guard, but, whatever... Anyway, why did we expel "Chief-of-Staff" Garen anyway?
Darius stands up and walks over to where Shyvana is seated. With his face red with anger, he robotically grabs Shyvana by the shoulders. He slowly lifts her until he is staring her right in the eyes.
He. made. fun. of. my. DREADNOVA. skin.
Everyone stifles laughter again.
Now. Do you have anything MORE to add, newbie Shyvana?
Shyvana quickly shakes her head no. Darius almost instantaneously calms down and drops her back in her chair.
Ah, good. Besides, someone gets kicked out of this club every week!
Wait, really?
Yup! Usually it's Skarner because of all the times he's tried to tunnel back into the club.
In the basement of the bar...
Achoo! I just KNOW someone just made a joke at MY expense... cries
Back at the clubhouse, Darius walks over to his seat, and prepares to sit down, but suddenly snaps his fingers in realization.
Oh yeah! Since you're the newest member, we forgot to tell you. We actually have 2 Clubhouses!
He walks over to the door and opens it.
Alright, time for a field trip!
Everyone grumbles as they get out of their chairs. Shyvana walks up to Illaoi.
Where are we going?
To our clubhouse in Demacia.
DEMACIA!?
To be continued...
By the way, here are links to the first two parts if you missed them.
Part 1: https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/bvAExpG8-the-juggernaut-club
Part 4 will be coming next, hopefully sometime soon.
and 
lore didnt change either for example. they still hate each others guts.
and 
lore didnt change.