Hyrond Voice Lines

This is part of a champion concept detailed in the post linked below. For the sake of organization and neatness, I separated the voice lines from the lore and kit. Lore and Kit

Hyrond's abilities and lore are both nice, but the thing that I like the most is his voice lines. There are a lot of them.

Selection Quote: “Don’t forget the Forgotten. If you do, I guarantee you won’t forget me.”

Ban Quote: “You know what, I’ll take the day off.”

First Move: “If we win, I’m buyin’ everyone drinks! Lose, everyone buys me one.” “Look, there are five more people over there on the other side of the rift. I’d say that’s about six too many.” “Y’all ready to get carried? ‘Cause I sure am.” “Today we’ll pull the same plan I used for the Ravagers. And the Argoths. And the Golem. They’re all the same: Make it up as I go.” “I hope I wasn’t supposed to be on some important mission or hunt instead of frolicking around in here. You know what, it’ll be fiiiine.” “We have three goals as Enforcers: defend the Forgotten, kill the beasts, and get drinks afterward. I always get at least the last one done.” “A new dawn spreads out upon… this great… err... naw, I don’t do drama. Let’s just kill some shit.”

Move: “I won’t let the Forgotten fulfill their namesake.” “I can’t quit. I owe the Forgotten my life.” “For Aiur! Wait, no... the Forgotten! Yeah, the Forgotten.” -Starcraft “Never plan ahead, and the future can’t catch you surprise.” “The world ain’t dead yet. At least, it doesn’t look it.” “Sarcasm? No, never.” “What’re we doing? We should’ve killed everything already.” “Wanderers ain’t always lost.” -Old quote but changed; like Yasuo. “No, I don’t know how to read the marks. What’re you gonna do about it?” “I’ve been knocked down; put down. It’s about their due turn, don’t ya think?” “If you take anything in life seriously, you’re doing it wrong.” “Magic is the plebeians’ name for the things they don’t understand.” “An’ now we’re go this way.” “I could use a drink right about now.” “Some say I’m a Jack of all trades. I’d say I’m the Ace.” (Grunts in pain) “There’s the Light Devourer poison actin’ up again.” “Just because I don’t know what I’m doing doesn’t mean I’m not doing it right.” “I wonder what would happen if I tried.” “No, I don’t have a soul. And as it turns out, I don’t need one.” “I’m not here to win the battle, I really just want the enemies to die.” “Elda wonders if I’m being too violent. No such thing.” “There’s gotta be somethin’ to kill around here.” “I’ve slain creatures that have destroyed entire nations. Then there’s the hard ones.” “My plan? To kill them! Obviously.” “Just because my sword can become anything at will doesn’t mean I don’t carry a knife in my boot.” “The best things in life are spontaneous.” “There’s ass to be kicked and shit to be talked!” “Check yourself before you wreck them enemasos.” (Enemasos = enemies) “My fight record is almost perfect. 1200-something to 1.” “Everyone keep watchin’ in case I do something badass.” “I do take one thing seriously. My buds and serving the Forgotten… I guess that’s actually two.” “I wonder where I’d be if I hadn’t died...” “Last time I made a plan, I died. You think I’m gonna make that mistake twice?” “Somebody said I’m predictable?” (Scoffs) “They must not know me.” “Unpredictability is a valuable weapon.” “Can’t stop, won’t stop!” “Never plan, merely come prepared. Easy, when your sword can transform.” “I’ve killed things the size of this rift, anything in it should be easy enough.” “When it’s all said and done, I just wanna relax again. I haven’t truly done that in a while.” “I’m a vigilante? I guess that’s not wrong. But it's also not quite right.” “Reasons? Justification? Logic? Those are for the weak.” “Trust me, I’m a pro… hunter, I guess. Or assassin. Whichever one, I’m a pro.” “I came here to drink drinks and kill things. And I’m fresh out of drinks.” “Where are we, anyway? What even is this place?” “You know, I never wanted any of this. But I sure as hell will take it.” “I was thinkin’ of a new name for the Remnant. How does the Quill of Eternity sound? Poetic? Dramatic? Maybe a little too much so...” “The Remnant, this cloak, and this flask have been there for every beast I’ve ever slain or Detained. They’re my three most prized- and pretty much only- possessions.” “I will never wash this cloak. All my hunts and it’s still goin’ as strong as I am.” (Singing softly to self) “Makin’ my way downtown, walkin’ fast, faces pass, and I’m homebound...” (Sings the ‘do-do-do’ part) -Making My Way Downtown (Hums the beginning of ‘We Are Number One.’) -We Are Number One, by Lazy Town “Ya know, 90% of the time I have no idea what the hell I’m talkin’ about.” “I may be right handed but my left arm is definitely better.” “What was I thinking? I wasn’t.” “I don’t do ‘planning.’ I do sarcasm, I do my girl, and I do plays; but I will never do planning.” (Rare) “Arcturus once told me summoners were in another world, and they used ‘magic’ boxes to control us for some sort of game. Honestly, I don’t believe him.” (Fourth wall)

Attack: “It’ll all be over soon. For them.” “Talk to the end of my sword. It cares more than I do.” “They’re a little too alive for my liking.” “Smell that? Smells like… kills.” “Die!” “Kill ‘em ‘till they’re dead.” “Nothing lasts forever.” “I am negotiating. It’s just aggressive negotiations.” -Star Wars “Violence doesn’t fix everything. But it will fix this.” “The Eternum’s waitin’ for ya!” “Diplomacy!” (scoffs) “I’ve killed worse.” “Mercy?” (hesitates) “Somebody get me a dictionary.” “I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to ask you to die real quick, m-kay?” “Strike where they- and you yourself- don’t expect.” “Excuse me, I do believe you're in my current path of travel.” “Yes, I’m a soulless murderer. Literally.” “I’m not insane; I’m perfectly aware of who I kill. I just don’t care.” “Relax! It’s not like I make it hurt too much.” “You’d die anyway, I’m just speedin’ things along.” “Would you hurry up and die?” “Violence is the path of most resistance. It’s also the most fun.” “Death is an... odd feeling. I’ll show you.” “Now is when you run. No, it won’t make a difference, but humor me.” “You see this weapon?! I don’t think you see how awesome it is! Here, I’ll show you.” “Roll over and die. It’ll be easier. But, then again, killing you’ll be fun too.” “Watch this, I’m about to outplay dis man!” “Your death wish is my command.” “Three guesses as to where I’m gonna tell you to shove this sword.” “What even are skill?”

Is damaged by champion: “Chilloot” “It’s easier for both of us if you don’t resist.” “Try me.” “The Forgotten won’t forget.” “I applaud your efforts; if only they mattered.” “Futile, but amusing.” “Hey, that almost tickled.” “Come on, hit me for real next time!” “I have no shirt on and that still barely left a mark.”

Is attacked by unseen enemy (Brush, Fog of War, etc): “Well, hello to you too.” “Oh shit, waddup?” -Dat Boi “You almost surprised me. Almost.”

Falls below 20% hp: “I don’t get paid enough for this…” “Woah, it’s just a prank, bro! Just a prank!” “I shoulda stayed in bed this morning...” “I need healing!” -Genji “Goddamn bullshit, fuh…!” (catches self) “Don’t repeat that, children.”

Kills champion: “Nothin’ personal, just… nah, it was personal.” “What’s that feeling… guilt? Nevermind, that’s hunger.” “I’ll see you in hell.” “And have a nice day.” “Dead.” “What. A. Pity.” “When you try your best but you don’t succee-eed…” -‘Fix You.’ “Another day, another death.” “Nothin’ like the smell of death in the morning.” “Fate of all fools.” “Git rekt, m8!” “Ya know what, you tried. And that’s what counts.” “RIP You.”

Kills champ under enemy tower: “Cowardice will get you nowhere.” “My giant enchanted towers are better. And I have 3.” “If you won’t come out and fight me like a man, I’ll kill you under there like the coward you are.”

Kills champ under ally tower: “Thanks, I guess.” “I don’t even have to do anything under here to get kills!”

Kills champ in jungle: “What were ya doin’ in my jungle!” -Shrek “Welcome to the jungle!” -’Welcome to the Jungle’, Guns & Roses “Die quieter! You’ll spook the lil’ critters!” (Harsh whisper)

Shut Down: “Sit down, bud.” “I don’t care who started it, I’m ending it.” “The bigger they are...” “You had that handicap and still lost.”

One-Shots Champ: “Goodbye!” (Heard extra clearly by the slain champ) (Laughs) “Holy shit, bend over!” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hyrond First Blood: “Ooh… that’s gotta be embarrassing, huh?” “Somebody had to be first. I chose you.” “Strike first, such that they can’t strike back.”

Ally First Blood: “I’d like more of that.” “I like where their head’s at over there!” “Yeah! Now just keep doing that. A lot.”

Enemy First Blood: “That’s inting; get me out; AFK.” (scoffs) “I’m workin’ with plebs.” “Feelsbadman!” “What is this, amuetur hour?”

Kills same champion twice without own death: “Fool ya once, shame on me. Fool ya twice…” “Look, we can keep doing this; you’ll learn eventually.” “Don’t be the one who pushed the snowball.”

Killing spree: “Just the beginning.” “I wonder how the Eternum’s capacity is lookin’.” “Droppin’ like argoths out there.” “This is lookin’ like a good day’s work.” “It’s like they want to die. I’ll gladly help them.” “An’ they don’t stop comin’.” -All Star, by Smash Mouth “Aren’t these supposed to be the strongest warriors in Runeterra?” (Scoffs) “Good stuff.”

Legendary (only first time, not any kills after): “Was she sayin’ I wasn’t already?” “Damn straight, I am!” “Forgotten no longer.” “Now this isn’t a game, this is an onslaught.” -Destiny’s Lord Shaxx

Pentakill: “I’m the best… around! Nothing’s ever gonna keep me down!” -You’re The Best Around “It’s that wet dream come true. And it feels good.” “Get the camera!”

Ally Pentakill: “Dayyy-yumn... I’m impressed.” “Now I owe ‘em a drink.” “Whose mans is that?”

Enemy Quadra: “Hell to the naw, to the naw, naw, naw!” -Hell to the Naw Naw “And the hunter has just become the hunted… but that goes both ways.”

Hexakill (anybody, assuming he’s alive): “Wait, how many did she say that was?”

Kills jungle camp: “Poor things had no chance.” “These beasts are surprisingly diverse for such a small area.” “Cruel, but somewhat satisfying.” “Hardly a honorable beast hunt.” “I wonder how many of these are from the Eternum… Oh wait, we keep actual beasts, not these.” “I may be a ‘hunter,’ but these forest critters are not beasts that need hunted.” “For whatever reason, killing a helpless person is easier than these pathetic beasts. Is that wrong?”

Attack Dragon: “Dragons are sooo overrated. I’ve already had to kill 200-n-something.” “At the minimum, ‘Dragonslayer’ is a title I will most definitely take.”

Attack Rift Herald (While still neutral, not summoned by enemy): “Somebody get over here and stab this thing in the ass.” “We got a spot just for you in the Eternum. But first, we’ve got some turrets to smash.”

Summon Rift Herald: (Laughs) “Finally, a beast who helps me.” “This’ll be fun to watch.”

Attack Baron: “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure Arcturus gives you double rations tonight for this.” “So, Barry, you like this better? I know we got good money sending you here.”

Destroys Turret: “I’m gonna destroy all 11 just to watch that again.” “There can only be one enchanted stone pillar. Mine.” “I should say something dramatic about this. But I can’t think of anything right now.” “Everything falls eventually.” “That felt way better than it should have.”

On Ability Cast Q+Q: Greatsword: “Take this!” “This’ll break ‘em!” “Here’s the big sword!” “Bear down!” “Get crushed.”

Q+W: Arcbow: “Noscope!” “Heads up!” (Hah!) “Shouldn't have listened.” “Arcbow trumps everything.” “Incoming!” “With the fade away…” “Pew!” “Between the eyes…”

Q+E: Whip: “That must’ve hurt.” “Never one for discipline. But this’ll do.” “Cut the surface, then strike deep. Reeeal deep.” “Something about this feels wrong. But in a good way.” “The Remnant will make the same out of you.” “Many things cut deeper than a knife. This doesn’t, but still hurts.”

Misses Q (any form): “I want to die.” -Idubbbz “We don’t need to talk about that…” “‘The best,’ I’d said.” “Warning shot!” (chuckles) “Yeah, right…”

W: “Pulse!” “Strike!” “Force Palm!” “All your Aura is belong to me!” “Not like they know how to use it.” “Get that shit outta here!”

E: “Poof!” “Whoosh!” “Can’t touch this!” -‘Can’t Touch This.’ “Now I’m over here!” “Why bother trying?” “Nobody runs…” “Jukes!” “Outta nowhere!” “Amuse me, try an’ outrun me.” “Skirt-skirt!” “Ah, this is fun.”

Pylon tether to opponent: “No prisoners?” (scoffs) “Detainment has begun.” “Tether ‘em up.” “Now you gon’ die! ...Or be Detained... anyway.” “Why are you running?” -’Why are you running’ Vine “You! Stay!” “Pylon’s up!” “Oh man, you’re screwed now!” “Oh, hell no, you ain’t leavin’!” “Hey, stay right there!”

Only for 2nd or 3rd Pylon: “Constructing additional Pylons.” -Starcraft Enemy is killed by Detainment: “Off to the Eternum for you!” “Deported.” “(Random large number) cells filled, two thousand more to go.” “Shame the rules say we have to release ‘em.” “Have fun!” “Detainment is sooo much more satisfying than just plain killin’ ‘em.” “Ah… never gets old.” “Arcturus is gonna be busy today.” (Chuckles) “Man, I love my job.” “Bye!”

Enemy escapes R: “Get your ass back in there and die or I’ll kill you!” “That’s a party foul.” “Sheee-yit…”

Gets Detained by another Hyrond (Before it goes off): “Ooh… this ain’t good.” “Taste of my own medicine…”

Uses any summoner spell: “Thank ya up there, sum’nor” “Helpin’ hand never hurts.” “I’ll always take a little assistance. “Teamwork!”

Receives buff or shield from ally: “There we go!” “Thanks, mate!” “What a bro!” “I owe you one.”

Ward: “If you saw what I’ve fought, you’d understand my paranoia.” “Hiding is but a delay of the inevitable.” “Big Brother’s always watchin’.” -Nineteen-Eighty-Four. “Lift that annoying gray shroud.” (Fog of war) “What have we over there?” “I wouldn’t want anybody hidin’ in my bushes.” “Were they tryin’ to hide?” (laughs) “Pathetic!” “I’ve seen giants hide better than they can.”

Destroy Ward: “Stalkers. I hate those.” “Shoulda pissed on it.” “I really hate these things. I don’t know why. I just… do.” “Now they see me… now they don’t.” “We’ve killed the stalker, now we kill its owner.” “What were they hopin’ to see?” “Stealth was never my strong suit. This’ll help me along.”

Idle Animation: Hyrond uses his marked hand to created a glowing indigo orb floating above his palm. He then quickly snuffs it out by closing his hand, and releases a puff of indigo dust by opening it again. The dust disperses rather slowly.

Recall: Hyrond tosses out a Pylon and it begins to form a gate. When the gate is complete after 4 seconds, an indigo portal opens. Hyrond then completely disregards the gate and turns to quickly open another portal in a different direction at the snap of his fingers. He then uses the new portal to go back to shrine. Says: “I suppose I’m done here.” “Be right back, don’t miss me!” “Don’t nobody die while I’m not here.” (Upon ignoring portal) “Cool gate, but I’m not usin’ it.” (Upon ignoring portal) “I don’t even know why I made that.”

Recall is interrupted: “That’s not even strategic, just impolite.”

Joke: The Remnant deconstructs then reforms into a large fidget spinner. Hyrond spins it, and that become an infinite loop wherein it never stops spinning and never needs another push. Hyrond remarks about a second after spinning it, “I just… don’t know.”

Taunt: Spins sword and puts it vertically behind his back, then uses marked hand to form a finger gun and ‘shoot’ out a puff of indigo. “Everything has a weak spot. As for you… you seem to lack anything else.” “An argoth queen, the voidborn slayer, The fallen Lord… Yeah, I don’t think you’ll be gettin’ a spot on my top ten.” “This pleb?” (Scoffs) “I’ve fought worse in my sleep. Literally. Ever heard of the Nightmare Jockey?”

Taunt near turret: “Where can I put H hearts S on here? Look at all these... G hearts K, R and X, T and A, T and E… wait, Y and R!” (chuckles) “Well, well, then bro.” “I’d like to meet the mage who makes these things sometime. They’re… interesting.”

Dance: Hyrond dances fast. As to what dance, idk.

Laugh: Hyrond laughs and slaps his knee. His Marks flicker softly as he does.

Ally Joke Response: (Laughs) (Laughs) “lol” (pronounces ‘lol’ as it is spelled, not L-O-L) (Laughs) “Ooh… I didn’t get that at all. But we’ll let them feel good about it.”

Ally Taunt Response: “I heard savagery!” “I better get them some ice for that roast…” “You say who is a what now?”

Enemy Joke Response: (if not moving) Raises hand to head and facepalms. “That gave me crippling depression.” -Idubbbz “Cringe! Oh, so much cringe!” “It’s time to stop!” -Filthy Frank “Ugh… just… just don’t.”

Enemy Taunt Response: (if not moving) Waves arms in a ‘come at me bro’ motion. “Look at me, okay? Guess how many shits I give.” “Oh, you have so much to learn in the art of the ‘roast.’” “Kill yourself.” “You want some fries with that salt?” “Hey, I’ll rek ya mum!”

Enemy Laugh Response: “Music to my bleeding ears.” “Stop it. Get some help.”

Death: Fall to a knee as the Remnant falls apart. Raises his left hand weakly and gives a thumbs-up. He fades into an indigo mist, thumbs-up last, leaving his cloak where he died, fluttering softly to the ground in the wind. As he dies, he says: “Not… again!” “Bull… shit!” “Well… played!” “I’m… tilted!” If to an execution: “You’re… boosted!”

Revival at Shrine: “You never really get used to that.” “An’ we do it again, boys!” “I always wanted to avenge myself.” “One of these times I’ll die and stay dead. But not today.” “They really thought death would be enough to stop me? Hah!” “I think we did something wrong back there.” “So, um… that never happened, alright?”

There are also several champion-specific interactions, which I may add at a later time.