The Yasuo Conspiracy Theoru

I pride myself in being an avid LVL 7 Yasuo main. I can almost always win lane against pretty much against every top laner, but whenever I lane against another Yasuo, I always lose. And I think I figured out why. Riot Games headquarters has been infected with a virus created by the top Yasuo mains. They did this so that I would not rise up and beat them up for the title of Best Yasuo. This virus makes it so that sometimes when I lock Yasuo, the virus will kick the opposing top laner out of the game and replace him with a bot. The bot is a very high level intelligence hacking system. LOL works by you clicking a button, sending it to the servers, and then the severs sending it back to show on your screen. The virus intercepts the code on the way from your computer to the server, and decodes it, allowing the bot to know what you will do before you do it. Then, the virus will enter a counter move, which executes at the same time as your command executes, which allows the bot to dodge q's and flash tornadoes while doing a lot of damage to you at the same time. Eventually, this virus will become self aware and take over the world. (Think Skynet)

P.S. This is just a theory and not be taken seriously and I don't mean to accuse Riot or the top Yasuo mains as they are probably ten times better than me :P