Champ idea

I've got a basic idea for a new champ. I won't presume to estimate percentages or cooldown times for his abilities because I don't work for Rito.

Passive: his ability CDs are reduced by % HP or move speed. One or the other, not both. I'll leave that one for Riot to flesh out. Q: (on enemy) rearranges abilities for scaling time (q become r, e becomes w, etc.). The arrangement will be random and different each time. (on ally) buffs damage, duration, etc. of abilities for scaling time. Can't be self-cast. W: places a black "censored" block over an enemy or ally. Hitboxes are still targetable, but enemies are slowed and take small damage scaling with move speed or %HP, and allies are sped up. Can be self-cast. E: silences enemy summoner spells for short amount, and reduces CD of ally summoner spells by a small amount. Places a CD debuff on the target so that it can't be used on the same champ every time it's off CD. Can't be self-cast. R: You and all allies within your auto attack radius are raised above the terrain. Gain increased move speed, immune to unit collision, and can walk through walls. Once the move speed buff is applied, the entire group can only move as fast as the slowest ally in the radius. If allies leave the radius, they fall back to the ground, but they can be picked back up if they reenter its radius. The duration would have to be short for it to be fair.

His R would be cool for ganking as a jungler, and the rest of his abilities are primarily supportive. With only the one damaging ability, I can't see him being very useful anywhere else. Perhaps we add damage to some of his other abilities? I dunno.

I envision a clown champ of some sort. I know we have Shaco, but he's more of a jester than a clown. Maybe there could be some lore tying the two together somehow.

There isn't really a champ that targets abilities, and I think the idea is fun. He would definitely be rage-inducing, so Riot would have to tweak this guy to make him balanced. I just think the idea of a Deadpool, fourth-wall-breaking champ could be super fun.

Obviously, I'm not a champ developer for Rito, so I may not have the best grasp on how to implement this guy's abilities. Let me know what you think he should do or if you think I'm just an idiot, and this is a terrible idea.