Orianna's Rift: The Musical

_"This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Summoner's Rift. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us Except the ones who have fed.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. We'll just keep on trying 'til we kill the 5th Drake. 'Til my Seraph's is done, and I've mana to burn. On the soft-things that are still alive.

I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you gave the Ahri double buffs. Dived them under tower. Dived them under tower before level 6. At least you tried, you're pretty brave, So I'll keep faith in you!

Now these stacks of gold have a beautiful shine. At least I'm farming well, I'll have my items in time. When my Seraph's gets done, I'll have that mana to burn, On the soft-things that are still alive.

Go ahead and take Blue. I think I prefer to stack my Tear... Maybe fine another lane to snowball. Maybe our Vayne... THAT WAS A JOKE. Haha. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this rod is great. But It's so needlessly large.

Look at me still talking when there's towers to break. I see you've caught up, now I'm glad you took Blue. And now my Seraph's is done, and I've mana to burn, On the soft-things that are still alive."_