Flying Spaghetti Monster Vel'Koz

Vel'Koz's eye is a giant meatball, his body is rendered as a lump of spaghetti with meatball sauce. His tentacles are, of course, noodles. His Q fires off a meatball, which splits into two meatballs. His "w" creates boiling spaghetti sauce in a line which bubbles up to splash on detonation. His "e" probably doesn't have anything thematically appropriate. His "R" should have the word "Science!" dancing around on top of it.

You get the idea, the specifics don't matter. Think of your main demographics for a minute and then please create it.