The Juggernaut Club: Part 58

Because they had to stop when Draven tried to enter Riven's Bunny Bar, the JC members are the last to arrive.

: Let's get in there and get those dumb Piltover kooks and criminals out of the Clubhouse before they damage it any more!

Others: Yes, Dictator!

Everyone huddles together like the typical American football huddle.

: What are the priorities?

: 1- Get the Piltover nuts out. 2- Find Talon and his Cronies, cause I bet they're responsible for this. 3- Cocktails in the parlor.

Everyone: BREAK!

Everyone goes inside, splitting up into groups.

Darius takes Draven (To keep an eye on him) as well as Yorick and Mordekaiser. Shyvana, Illaoi and Udyr form a group. Volibear, Trundle and Nasus make their own group, and Urgot and Mundo form a duo.

Garen and Aatrox are walking through the halls of the complex, watching carefully for any attempted surprise attacks by Talon and the others.

: We're gonna want to be especially on the lookout for Talon. He'll be gunning for me mainly.

: Why?

: I'm the one that kicked him out last time he tried to take over the Clubhouse. As in literally; I physically lifted him by his cape once we'd stopped his laughable attempt at a power-play, carried him over and kicked him out the door.

: Ouch.

: Yeah, I think he still has the boot-mark on his rear-end. Then my "fiancé" gave him a stern talking-to about trying to trick her into joining a club that would make her fight against her "Hunny-Bunny".

: Well, aren't your nations enemies?

: You know Romeo and Juliet?

: Touché.

The two then hear laughter. They get into battle-ready stances, and wait. Nothing happens. The laughter comes again, but they listen closer now. It's... a female-sounding laugh.

: OK, just so we're clear, that sounds like a girl's laugh to you too, right?

Aatrox nods his head yes.

Garen puts an ear up against the wall, and listens.

: If that laughter's coming from where I think it is...

He steps down a ways, to an area where the drywall is somewhat discoloured. Wedging his fingers inside a small opening, he starts to pull.

: Garen? What are you doing?

: Give it a second.

Garen pulls, and the wall "gives way", revealing it's a secret door!

: Whoa! Neat! What's in there?

: The foosball room.

Inside the Foosball room, Jinx and Ezreal sit, and Jinx is laughing over Caitlyn and Vi's misfortune, both that which they suffer now in the Clubhouse, and earlier.

: Did you see the look on Fat-Hands' face when we blew the bars off the prison cell?!

: Considering the number of times you've done it in the past, I expected a less shocked and more of a "Oh, this again" reaction.

: You'd think that, but Fat-Hands always thinks that THIS time, I'll stay in my cell. No way, right?

: Uh, right.

Despite his apprehension, Ezreal is getting a bit more comfortable around Jinx and her antics.

: I don't know who set up those water bucket and pie traps, but they were genius!

: Thinking of going to more harmless antics like them after this, then?

Jinx shakes her head no.

: What? No way! Don't you remember what I told Fish-Bones? You're a death machine for life!

: (Sarcastically) Oh yes, how could I have forgotten?

Jinx laughs again, falling and rolling on the ground hysterically like her laugh in-game.

: Still, seeing Fat-Hands get smacked in the face with a Pie like that was pretty good!

Recalling that, Ezreal smiles, and actually starts to laugh alongside Jinx.

: Yeah, it was. No wait! It was priceless, absolutely priceless!

: For everything else, there's Justice.

/ : HUH!?

Both Jinx and Ezreal look, and Garen and Aatrox had entered while the two were talking and laughing. Garen and Aatrox act dismissive, like nothing is wrong with the two being in there.

: Oh, don't mind us. We're just in here to play on the Foosball table.

: Uhh, yeah, w-we are...

Garen and Aatrox walk by the two. Jinx shoots Ezreal a glance and smiles manically. He motions her not to do anything, but she pulls out Fish-Bones anyway.

: Get Jinxed!

She prepares to fire, but fast as a lightning bolt, Aatrox smashes the ground, sending his "Infernal Chain" in her direction! It connects and promptly chains Jinx up!

: Whoa! These are hot! You sure you aren't Brand with a Sword?

: I Am a DARKIN, you insolent little-

Ezreal, not wanting to stick around, prepares to use his Arcane Shift to try and blink out of the room and escape, but Garen smacks him on the head with the butt of his sword.

: OWW! What gives!?

: Didn't you say you were breaking up with my sis?

: I was THINKING about it, but-

: Yeah, well, she overheard you, and had a nice crying fit over it. Sooo... as the good big Brother that I am, I'm kinda gonna need to remind you...

He grabs Ezreal by the shirt collar.

: Didn't I tell you to treat my little sister right?

Ezreal sheepishly nods his head.

: Right, so since you went back on that and made her cry...

He clenches his free hand into a fist. Aatrox holds up a hand to stop Garen.

: Hold on!

: Oh thank you.

: Oh no, by all means, he's free to beat you up. I was just going to ask, are they part of the Obliterator's Order?

Garen shakes his head no.

: Nope, but they ARE trespassing on the Club's property!

Aatrox smiles.

: Say no more!

Ezreal starts to cry as Garen rears back a fist.

To Be Continued...