Definitely...not Jinx

I'm dying a little bit trying to think of a new Definitely Not line of skins, and I NEED Jinx.

Picture it, Jinx, with a moustache, her shit-eating grin as always, with the wide-rim glasses, brown hair, a librarian outfit. Pencil skirt, pumps, and a nice button-down shirt and jacket combo a la Forecast Janna but with a different colour palette.

Pow-Pow's just as awesome, except he's CLEVERLY disguised as a giant stapler. (A super-mech power stapler, but that's not the point.) Fishbones is barely recognisable as a giant Thermos style bottle. Barely

Super Mega Death Rocket? More like Super Mega Death Culligan Bottle (I can't name things)

Rito pls

Can has this? [slayer-jinx-catface]