The Juggernaut Club: Part 26
In Shurima, Leblanc is being chased by Lux through the Void Fan-Club's clubhouse. Lux swings and Leblanc dodges, resulting in her denting the wall of the hallway.
: STAND STILL AND LET ME BEAT YOU!
: NO!
Lux swings again, and Leblanc dodges. Vel'Koz is floating out of a bathroom where he finally found a medicine cabinet, and poured the entire contents of a bottle of eye-drops into his burnt eye. Leblanc runs by as Lux swings again, smacking Vel'Koz right in his eye.
: OOOWW!
The two run past as Vel'Koz's tentacles flail about his eye again. He then looks as best through it at them as they run off.
: GET BACK HERE AND LET ME DISINTEGRATE YOU, YOU OBSCENE-ELBOWED MONSTROSITIES!
He activates his ult, firing his Disintegration Ray at them in anger. However, because he can't see very well, he can't aim it very well either, so it ends up just hitting walls, furniture and other things instead, damaging the building.
Malzahar walks out of another room of the club-house, with Kha'Zix tagging close behind.
: Finally, I got someone to lend me a hand in shooing off Kass. Now Kha, let's-
WHAP!
As Malz turned back outwards to the hallway, he is smacked in the face by Lux's staff as Leblanc dodges yet another one of her swings. He falls to the ground, dazed. Kha'Zix is laughing at the scene.
: HAHAHAHAHA! Couldn't Spell-Shield THAT one, eh Malz?
The area is starting to quake, as Vel'Koz's Disintegration Ray has made the building structurally unsound. Lux is helping with that even more, with her swings that keep missing Leblanc denting and damaging the walls even more as the chase goes on.
In the bathroom, Kog'Maw is throwing up into the toilet.
: BLLARRRGGG! Ugh, what did Cho PUT in those crumpets?!
: Nothing but the standard ingredients, you buffoon! CLEARLY your stomach can't handle a gentleman's treat such as it!
Kog pokes his head out of the doorway to yell back at Cho, but Leblanc and Lux run by, and once again, Lux whiffs her swing and smacks Kog rather than Leblanc. The resulting collision with the wall activates Kog's "Icathian Surprise" on accident, due to him already being queasy from the crumpets.
: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE GONE AND DONE! I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA EXPLODE!
Both Leblanc and Lux stop and look at the increasingly unsteady building around them shake more and more.
: I am NOT having a building fall on my head! Gangway!
Leblanc pushes Lux aside and jumps out a window, and Lux follows, in angry pursuit. Cho, seated at his table in the main room, realizes what is about to happen.
: Oh No...
CRASH!
The building falls, but as the dust clears, Leblanc and Lux are NOT among those it fell on. Kassadin is laughing wildly.
: HAHAHAHAHAHA! SERVES YOU RIGHT!
He then turns away, and Riftwalks away from the now-demolished building. Leblanc stands up, dusting herself off.
: Phew! Close call there.... Now Lux-
SMACK!
Lux had connected! And Leblanc is down for the count.
Lux holds her staff like Jasper Beardly from The Simpsons in his 'That's a Paddlin' monologue.
: No clone to save you from me THIS time.
In Noxus, Swain and Vladimir have seen off the Piltover champs. Vlad then turns and looks at the destroyed city.
: Well, NOW who are we gonna get to fix this place?
Swain, seething with anger, watches the Piltover champs walk over the hill and out of sight.
: ANYONE... BUT... THEM.
: Well, OK, but...
Swain then turns and grabs Vladimir.
: YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO GO VISIT ZAUN... WE'LL GET SOMEONE THERE TO FIX UP MY CITY.
Vladimir quickly nods Yes.
: OK, OK. Maybe Viktor could help us out.
Meanwhile, Urgot and Sion are sitting around bored.
: Well, what do we do now?
: Pfft! The fun's obviously left this dump. We should go with it! Come on, let's go to my place in Zaun! Pop in on Viktor or Ekko or somebody, see what they're up to.
: I'm with you!
They walk out of the destroyed city of Noxus, towards Zaun, unknowingly being followed by Swain and Vlad.
In Piltover, Jarvan IV walks up to the doors of the Vi and Jayce Construction Place and kicks them open and walks up to the front desk, angrily slamming his hands thereon.
: ALRIGHT, WHAT'S TAKING YOU EGGHEADS SO LONG TO COME FIX MY TOWN!?
Camille groans and covers her face in her hands.
: Not another Demacian...
: Majesty, please! They are currently occupied in-
She then remembers where the two "foremen" of the company are, and quickly stops herself from saying any more by putting her hands over her mouth.
: WHERE!? WHAT PLACE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY DEMACIA!?
Quinn however, won't say anything more, and Camille just starts at Jarvan dryly. He points a finger at Camille.
: I ORDER YOU TO SPEAK UP!
: If you'd take the time to look at our itinerary, you'd see who's next. But I'm not supposed to show it to non-customers.
: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NON-CUSTOMER!? I SENT QUINN HERE TO HIRE YOU DOLTS!
: That means SHE'S the customer, not you. She signed the documents, after all.
Jarvan, who had been facing Camille, slowly turns toward Quinn.
: Where... are... they...?
(Uneasy tone): They're in... Noxus?
: Noxus...!? They're in NOXUS!? THAT'S IT! DECLARING WAR ON NOXUS, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
Quinn, knowing she can't convince him otherwise, simply gives him the "OK" hand signal.
To Be Continued...
Along with this episode is an announcement!
There will be NO Chapter released during next week, which is the week of Thanksgiving. The same will apply to Christmas. Not sure about New Year's yet, we'll see.
