Burpo, Megical Chikstur

CuckDuck·10/31/2014, 1:24:13 AM·1 votes·810 views

Lore: Burpo was a chkin mastur, aka a chikstur. He ated chikin wengs even more than Oppo, the stur destroyer (Look that up on champion conecpts). Burpo was born on Chikeria, a chikin planut. He conkured many, but un day he lost a chikin battle. After dat he getted mad and went Crayola cray cray. He keld his planut and everyun he knew died from him. But no worri3 they all cum back to life cuz they are from the planut Chikeria. After dis Bupp0 went crazy (did I alredy sai dat?) and wen tto league fo legends cuz he felt like letting peple control his awsum powar.

Stats: health-500 other stuff

bt w he no use mana cuz he too epic

passive: Way of de chikstur- Every second burpo eatz a chikin weng max 100. At 1huna stacks , one a champion slaps him, he farts and burps at de same time dealing 5 huna magik damages and stuning everyun arund him

q:Y@y im fat- Burpo doubles the speed of how fast he eats chikin wengs, also doubling de damage of it. He also getz fat at 1huna stakcs and gains +600 bonus health

w:My chikin weng is betur den u'z Burpo makes hisa chikin weng weapon giant, and smashes de ground stunnzing everyun foar3 seconds also dealing 150 magikcs damage + 70% of de targets current health in tru damages

e: heha I going to use this right aftur I use me w u butch!!1!- burpo's flabber is too flabbery and he swings around in a circle dealing de same amunt of damage his w did.if hiz target survives somehow dey get knoked back

r:de Burp of burpo( a better burp den hiz passive)- Burpo burps in a large cone making a fast moving shockwave dat travels across whole map dealz 1000/2000/3000 magikcz damage to all targets

hiden passive: burpo will say hi to Oppo if he makes contact with him. this will den increase deir movement speed and atak speed by 300% and also make dem combine into one large Burpoppo, doesn't matter if they are on opposite teams, cuz then they will just be on their own team and kel everyone. once dey are combined, dey gain new skillz:

passive: Burpo and oppo don't givashoot , and step on everyone because they are giant when combined. dealz 300 magikcs damage with each step then take

q: the burpfart- Burpo and oppo combine their powerz to make the burp fart aka the b@rt. this deals 10000 magick damage cuz dey op

w: lasur beam yays- dey fire a green lasur beam out fo deir mouth across da whole map dealing 100000 magicks damage. this can also interrupt other games and go through their maps too.

e:after a delay they gain a shield that gives them unlimited chikin wengs.

r: bart nuke: assuming someone actually survived the Burpopocalypse, dey literally turn into a nuke blowing up after a 5 minute delay. Dis wil kill everyone in every game of LoL also getting rid of the maps.

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