The Juggernaut Club: Part 7

Meanwhile, the other members of the Juggernaut Club have arrived at Zaun, and have made their way to Singed's laboratory.

Darius knocks on the door. After a short time, Warwick opens the door, dressed in a fancy butler's suit.

: Whoa! Warwick, is that you?

Warwick nods slowly. He looks over the group gathered at the doorstep.

: You are here to call upon the services of the good Dr. Singed, are you not?

: Uhh... Yeah, we sure are.

Darius gestures to Draven lying on Volibear's back, and his idiotic actions during the travels here have resulted in MORE injuries. Darius turns to Draven and shakes his head in a displeased manner.

: I TOLD you to stay on Volibear's back, but Nooo, YOU had to go and antagonize that stupid Ionian drunkard-wanderer when we stopped for drinks in that one tavern!

: But Draven thinks that Yasuo is OP!

: We've heard it all before, Draven.

: Yeah, just shut up about it already!

: Actually, you might find that...

Everyone gets into an argument about Yasuo.

Warwick clears his throat to get everyone's attention.

: I regret to inform you that the Doctor is not seeing anyone right now.

: What!? Why not?

: He is currently occupied with a MOST important experiment. He has asked me to refer you to an Ionian specialist doctor by the name of Shen and his associates.

: Will they accept Noxian insurance?

: Who is your carrier?

: Me!

: No, no, you dimwit, I mean your INSURANCE carrier.

: GG Swain and Co. But we- (Grand General Swain)

Draven cuts him off by blurting out

: Wait, Draven recalls you saying Swain wouldn't bail us out anymore!

: I WAS GETTING TO THAT! He points, and it shows that the other members of the Juggernaut club have been wearing backpacks filled to the brim with gold throughout this whole trip.

Warwick puts a paw to his chin in thought.

: Hmm... well, you'll have to bring it up to them when you meet them. But good luck if they haven't gotten over that whole "invasion" thing. Ta-Ta!

He slams the door in Darius' face.

Darius sighs, then turns to the other members of the Juggernaut club. He shrugs his shoulders.

: Let me guess, now we're getting side-tracked to Ionia...

: She's catching on!

Everyone claps

They leave, now making tracks for Ionia.

In Singed's laboratory, he's hard at work, dissecting... a piece of Poro-snax. Warwick enters the room, carrying a tray of more that he dumps on the table.

: So, Warwick, who was that at the door?

: The Juggernaut Club.

Singed turns and looks at Warwick.

: Sans Garen?

: Nods Sans Garen.

: Knew it. Were they here about...

: Draven, yes.

: What!? Why didn't you let them in!?

: Because you said you didn't want to be disturbed...

Singed throws his hands up in the air in frustration.

: You don't get it! It's the 4TH time this month!

Jhin pokes his head in from a nearby broken window.

: Number 4...?

Both Warwick and Singed turn and look at Jhin with a dry expression. Jhin scoffs.

: Fine, Neanderthals. I'll just follow the Juggernaut club and see if I can't hitch a ride home with them.

: Allow me to give you a head start.

Singed grabs Jhin and flings him out the door as Warwick holds it open. He dusts his hands off.

: (From outside) Hey! You got Poro-snax crumbs all over my clothes!

: Anyway... Darius told me with the 4th time, I could pull what I did with you Points at Warwick with him!

Warwick's eyes widen in shock.

: Now I'm DEFINITELY glad I sent them away.

: You always ruin my fun!

The Juggernaut Club are now headed to Bilgewater to hire a ship to take them to Ionia.

: Doesn't Noxus have a navy?

: We did...

: Until Gangplank came along!

: Strange, I would think he would have told ME about that sort of an adventure.

Everyone else looks at her with confusion, then they remember that the Journal of Justice days were FAR before her time.

: Besides, he loans the ship out to Katarina from time to time.

: Yup, where do you think she and Swain got their Bilgewater skins from?

Mordekaiser and Draven both look at Olaf angrily.

: Did you forget something, Olaf?

: Who are the ONLY ones allowed to break the fourth wall... hmm?

Olaf rolls his eyes

: If I had my Brolaf skin on you wouldn't have a problem with it.

They come to the entrance of Bilgewater. Illaoi knocks on the huge front gates.

: Oh my little Tangerine, I'm home~

The gates open, and Miss Fortune is standing there.

: Where's Gangplank?

Miss Fortune points, and everyone looks. Gangplank is floating backside up in water, looking as though he is dead or has drowned. Illaoi's face scrunches up in anger. Darius draws a hand over his face.

: Oh no...

Illaoi slowly lifts up her idol, and prepares to smash it on the ground.

We now cut back to Noxus. Swain is sitting inside his office, watching Beatrice's "Report" via magic. He facepalms as Leblanc enters the room.

: So how's the plan to cause devastation in Demacia going?

Swain slowly looks up at her, and then covers his face back up. Leblanc sees what Beatrice is "broadcasting" She snickers.

: Well, there's always Plan B, Swain!

Swain groans.

: Plan B is on their way to Ionia because of Draven's idiocy.

: So wait, you actually HAD a Plan B? I was just saying it to be coy.

Swain groans louder.

The ground starts to shake as a roaring voice that sounds very familiar comes closer and closer...

: LEEEBLLLAANNNCC!

: Oh no... he's already here?

Sion suddenly punches through the wall, holding Katarina's unconscious body in his fist. He drops her on the floor, and feels around with his hand. He then pulls it back out and peeks inside the hole as best he can.

: LEBLANC! WHERE THE CRAP ARE YOU!?

Swain looks, and sees that Leblanc has left her clone and fled. His eyelids dim in disappointment.

** To Be Continued...**

MINOR EDIT: Forgot to give Volibear his portrait for his lines. Fixed.