[REUPLOADED] The Juggernaut Club, Part 2

(So apparently this is considered fan-fiction now, even though the first one was a joke-story just like these were. I guess I should really apply these in things like the weekly rotation announcements and things like that akin to the "A Corporate Matter" story or things like that.)

Garen walks down the dark, gloomy streets of Noxus, running into Sion. Garen is grumbling to himself as he walks along.

Hey Garen, what's the matter?

grumbling

Say, have you seen Darius anywhere? I was getting my axe sharpened.

He's at the clubhouse with the other Juggernauts.

Oh, hey, can I join them?

Aren't you a Vanguard?

Yeah, but I got the word Juggernaut in my title. You'd think I'd be like, the Poster Boy for the class with something like that, wouldn't you? So where is the clubhouse anyway?

You should know better than anyone, it's inside YOUR monument. Points back in the direction from which he came

Oh, so THAT'S why he asked me if he could have that extra floor added on! I mean, I don't care, I hardly even stay in that thing anymore, Swain's got me getting ready to fight this big gold and white Golem thing, so-

Sion prattles on, and Garen just sighs.

Yeah, yeah, I'm out of here.

Garen leaves Noxus, and goes to a border town's bar. Gragas and Jax are there, along with Riven, who is serving the drinks in her Battle Bunny attire.

I can't believe you're already wasted. According to lore, you're supposed to be my drinking buddy. I ASSUMED that meant you'd be able to handle more than 3 shots.

(Slurred) Imagine... if I had one more... drink...

He slumps over on the table, while Garen sits at a different table.

How do you even drink anyway? I have no idea if you even have a mouth under that cloak.

Slurred, incoherent mumbling

What do you mean, the tab's on me!? YOU said you were buying!

Riven watches Gragas flip the table, along with Jax, who lands in a heap among the now splintered and destroyed table.

I'm... gonna go fishing, because.... that's what my passive's icon is...

Sighs, then sees Garen, so she walks up to him What's so wrong with League's yelliest-champion that he has to come to THIS bar to drown his sorrows?

What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong! I just got kicked out of the club I helped FOUND, that's all!

Again?

What do you mean, again!?

Didn't one of you Juggernaut-people that got updated crash so hard you're getting put into another class?

Skarner pokes his head out the basement hatch.

I CAN HEAR YOU, AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BRINGING UP SUCH A TENDER SUBJECT! Cries Th-that update was SUPPOSED to make me awesome, and now I'm more of a joke than I was before...

Skarner continues to whimper and whine as he goes back inside the basement.

Does he... live in there?

Yeah, ever since Dominion got the axe, he doesn't have a home. Got retconned out of existence, after all.

Huh.

Anyway, what's this about you helping Found the Juggernaut Club? I thought Darius and Illaoi were like, the ones who did that.

Um, I was one of the FOUR people who first got labelled as a Juggernaut!

Draven inexplicably appears in the room.

No, according to Draven's memory, Sion is the one who first got labelled as a Juggernaut. His title, you know.

Garen rolls his eyes.

(Exasperated) Thank you, Draven.

Draven is glad to be of assistance!

Garen throws up his hands in frustration.

Forget it! I'm not going to get any ideas from YOU people on how to get my good standing with the other Juggernauts back! None of you even ARE Juggernauts anyway!

He gets up and leaves.

Hey, what about your bill?

I didn't even ORDER anything!

Oh... darn.

To be continued...