The Juggernaut Club: Part 25
In some frozen field of the Freljord, Draven, and the members of the Juggernaut Club emerge from Bard's E portal. They look dazed and confused, like they were coming off from a drug-trip.
: O-Ok... di-did anyone ELSE see the WACKY things I did?
: You mean the Giraffe that was playing mini-golf with the Giant Clam?
: No, no, he's probably talking about the Walrus that kept trying to sell me Life Insurance.
: You're BOTH wrong. It has to be the talking Flower that was sipping coffee with some tiny Devil that looked strangely familiar...
: No, I saw a Horny-Toad that used Dandelions for self-defense!
: Did anyone else get to meet the Tyrannosaurus Rex that was AMAZING at croquet?
: It wasn't a Tyrannosaur, it was a Bipedal Lizard!
: But what about the disembodied Eagle Head that kept quoting the professors of Zaun?
: Draven saw a giant Draven bobblehead!
: No-one cares what YOU saw, Draven. Anyways, I saw Sejuani's pet boar tap-dancing with Nidalee in her Cougar form!
: Mundo saw Viktor having a garage-sale with his failed inventions!
: I saw that too! Wasn't Blitzcrank his assistant?
: No, Mundo saw Zac!
The others pipe up with who they "saw" as Viktor's assistant in this garage sale, resulting in an argument amongst themselves. Finally, Darius raises his hands.
: THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH! We need to figure out where we are now!
Everyone looks around. It's the frozen wastes of the Freljord.
: Oh Goodie! Me, Olaf, Trundle and Udyr know our way around here, let us take the lead, Dictator! Yorick and Morde had their turn, so how about us now?
: Fine by me. At least we're back on the mainland, so we can walk back to Noxus and take Draven home.
: Aww... but Draven's been having so much Fun!
: Exactly. Structural damage? Devolving a nation into anarchy? Nearly getting your soul stolen by Tahm Kench back on the Shadow Isles? It is WAY past your bedtime, young Noxian.
: No fun...
Everyone then sees two figures approaching them. Due to the snow, it's hard to tell who they are. But eventually they get close enough. It's Tryndamere and Ashe, who's hugging Trynd's arm to herself as they walk!
Ashe points a finger at the group.
: Look honey! It's the Juggernaut Club! Ooh! And Draven!
(In a dull, monotone voice): Hurrah...
: Hello, Juggernaut Club!
: Salutations...
The club members wave at them, but are confused by Tryndamere's seeming lack of gusto.
: Hey Ashe, what's with Trynd?
: Oh, him? It's a new kind of pill I've got him on.
Everyone: Pill?
Ashe holds up a bottle, which has written on it, "Emotional Balancing Pills by Dr. Shen", showing an image of Surgeon Shen giving a thumbs up and the following saying: "If you aren't balanced by these pills, you can TAKE IT UP WITH ME!"
: They help me keep a "level head". You should try them too...
: You sure should! Maybe then Noxus would actually have halfway-decent relations with its fellow nations!
: NO THANK YOU!
: Suit yourselves! Also, Ornn is looking for you, Volibear.
: Me? What the crap would a solitude-loving blacksmith want with me?
Ashe shrugs her shoulders.
: I dunno! Welcome to the Freljord anyway, Juggernaut Club! And one more thing...
Everyone: Hmm?
: Sejuani's... kind of... on the warpath, so be on the lookout!
: Ah, I can handle her!
: So can I!
: Me three!
: Have fun with her~
: Indeed...
: So, where should we head first, you guys?
: Hmm...
: Well, to make it across the Freljord, we're gonna need some supplies...
: We have no money, remember?
Volibear, Udyr and Olaf put their hands to their chins as they try to remember what happened to the gold.
: Oh yeah!
: Graves and Twisted Fate stole it from us.
: Well then, why don't we find out what this Ornn guy wants with you? Maybe we can "procure" some supplies from HIM.
: Capital idea, Dictator! Let's follow Ashe and get directions to where he's located then!
Ashe and Tryndamere walk off, followed by the Club and Draven, towards some village in the distance.
To Be Continued...
We're up to 25 of 'em now!
