The Juggernaut Club: Part 55
In Riven's Bunny Bar...
Swain is drunk and causing trouble. In his Raven form, he's hanging from a ceiling fan by his feet as it swings him around.
: WEEE! CAW! CAW! I'M FLYING!
Vladimir face-palms.
: I'm so glad that Darius and the others aren't around to see this.
: Sir, get down from there! Those fans aren't designed to carry a person of your weight!
: Wait, does that mean you LET people swing from them?
: I did!
: YOU?! B-But you're-
: A Snake, Lamia, Naga, whatever you want to call me. I need a break from my stupid sis every once in a while, so I come here to get a drink, IS THAT SO BAD?!
: Order up!
Skarner, dressed in Butler's attire, is apparently now a full-fledged employee at Riven's bar, as he skillfully balances a plate of Hors d'oeuvres, and slides it onto the table Vladimir and Cassiopeia are sitting at.
They then hear a faint whining sound whiz by the building, and then the rumbling of a large number of feet coming in their direction.
: What's that?
Vladimir sticks his head out of the doorway to Riven's Bunny Bar. Cassiopeia, along with Skarner following them.
They see the Juggernaut Club members all pointing up in the sky as they run down the road towards Sion's Monument, along with Draven. Behind them are a number of Piltoverians. Draven stops, seeing the rebuilt bar.
: Ooh! Draven wants to get a drink! Can we stop here?
: NO! YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE ESTABLISHMENT!
Skarner brings out his stinger to show he means business.
: What? Why?
Overhearing it from a distance, Riven yells.
: YOU KNOW DARN WELL WHY! YOU'RE THE REASON I HAD TO REBUILT THIS PLACE FOR THE LAST 4, MAYBE 5 TIMES!
: Draven was just playing with Bubbles!
: Bubbles wouldn't even use you for a chew toy!
: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! WE'VE GOT TO STOP THAT IDIOTIC NUTCASE! GRAB HIM, VOLI!
Volibear comes up and picks up Draven and flings him onto his shoulder.
: Well this brings back memories!
: Shut up!
: MY MONUMENT! DON'T YOU DARE! GANGWAY!
Sion had activated his ult, and was now charging down the road like a madman! Seeing him, Illaoi points.
: BY NAGAKABOUROS, CLEAR THE WAY!
Everyone jumps out of the way, and Sion just continues barreling on down the road! They then resume running. Vlad and the others watch.
: Where are they headed in such a rush?
Cassiopeia looks up in the sky.
: Look! Up in the sky!
They all look up.
: (From inside) Is it a Bird?!
: It's a freaking ROCKET!
: My second guess was plane... Whoa!
Swain falls off, and lands on the floor in a drunken heap as he returns to his human form.
Riven shakes her head.
: OK, you've had enough. Bouncer!
She puts her hands on her hips, as though she expects someone to come at her beck-and-call. She snaps her fingers as she remembers something.
: Oh wait. That's me.
She pulls out her "Battle Bunny" sword, since her normal one got broke on Garen's armor...
The Piltover champions now approach. Caitlyn points a finger at the group.
: You there!
: Me?
: Him? She points to Skarner
: Her? He points with his tail to Cassiopeia
All three repeatedly say "Me? Him? Her?" as they point to one another repeatedly, unsure who Caitlyn was talking to.
: Oh out of the way, cupcake! WHICH WAY DID THAT ROCKET GO!?
/ / : That way!
They point down the road leading towards Sion's Monument.
: ONCE WE'RE DONE HERE, WE'RE GONNA GIVE THAT GRAND GENERAL A TALKING TO ABOUT REFUSING OUR SERVICES NOW! CHARGE!
Vi activates her ult, rushing down the street not unlike Sion, with Caitlyn following in her wake.
Jayce, Camille and Heimerdinger now run by.
: He'll HAVE to accept our services this time! We could rebuild that monument even! I can just see it now! With all the Hex-Tech stuff we could do, Oh boy! We could make it so that the arm waves, the mouth moves, and the eyes could even light up at night! The possibilities are endless!
: If I know you, you'll make it into a monument to yourself, Jayce.
: Will not!
: Will too.
The two repeat this back and forth and Camille groans as they run by the three bystanders. The three watch until they are out of sight, like the others before.
: OK... what are THEY doing back here?
He turns back and looks at Swain, who is pinned down by Riven, and she is beating him with her sword.
: (To himself) No, he'd be too mad to hire them again.
He looks at Cassiopeia.
: (To himself) No, she'd be too busy with her sis to hire them.
He puts a hand to his chin.
: I think Leblanc is still on her vacation in Targon or whatever, so couldn't be her. So who...?
He snaps his fingers.
: Talon. That sneaky little bastard!
: I see the Juggernaut Club has come to their right minds and are going to demolish the monument to build a proper clubhouse.
: No, I think it's just Jinx being her crazy self and she's going to blow it up.
Skarner's eyes widen for a moment, and then he shrugs.
: Oh. Serves them right then.
: (Singy-Songy tone) SOMEBODY'S still sore because of his expulsion...
Skarner jabs Cass with his tail, freezing her in blue crystals, like with his ult. She falls over onto the ground, still alive but now frozen.
: Hey, what do you know, you're always freezing people! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
Skarner then goes back inside.
: Frustrated grumbling
: MMPFGHGH!
: I think she said "I didn't MEAN it!"
Meanwhile, Zed and Kayn have found something concerning.
: Master?
There is a wooden pole with the following scrawled on it below: "BLALANCE!"
: Oh boy.
Akali is seen traversing the underground path Aatrox had found and sees the opening leading to the basement of the Juggernaut Clubhouse.
: I'm in...
To Be Continued...
