The Juggernaut Club: The Final Chapter
Up in the rafters, Shaco has snuck up on Darius and the others via his invisibility. He pulls out his knifes.
: Hee hee hee....
He comes up to Mordekaiser from behind.
Grinning maniacally in anticipation, Shaco rears back to backstab him. He Strikes!
CLINK!
: Huh? I felt something tickle.
Shacos' knives broke on Mordekaiser's hard armor! And thanks to that action, he is now revealed!
Both Darius and Yorick see him.
: Hey!
: You!
(Thinking): Oh crap...
But before he can run, the two Juggernauts are upon him, and start pounding him with their fists.
: Don't you DARE try to backstab MY buddy!
: I'm your buddy? Aww...
: Where's Talon!?
: In... the... lower... levels!
: Ooh! Draven'll head down there and find him!
But as he turns to head back to the stairwell, Mordekaiser blocks the way.
: Uh-Uh.
: Aww...
: That's one crony down!
: No wait, two!
The two see Nocturne being carried by Shaco's clone. The beat-down causes Shaco to lose consciousness and the clone promptly vanishes, dropping his 3 Jack-in-the-boxes as customary. Along with Nocturne.
While Nocturne just lands and stays on the rafters, the 3 Jacks-in-the-box fall down towards the ground loor! To where are they falling? Where Garen, Aatrox, Fizz and Talon are!
Talon rushes angrily at Garen with all his blades out!
: RRAAAUUUUGH!
Fizz, isn't all that sure what to do, but since he's part of the "Order" he's constrained to follow his leader. So he brandishes his trident, looking to skewer Aatrox.
: Hey! The fight's between Garen and Talon, not me!
: I know, but I'm bound to follow my leader!
So the two start going at it. Garen, on the other hand, has dodged Talon's rush, resulting in many of the blades getting lodged in the wall behind him.
On the other side of that wall, are the other JC members, walking along as they search for Talon and his cronies. Leaning on said wall is Mundo, who is wiping some sweat off his brow.
: Mundo just KNOW that Talon around here somewhere-YOW!
Everyone looks upon hearing Mundo's yelp, and see that his hand that was leaning on the wall has been cut by the lodged blades.
: Whoa! Was it a spike trap?
: There were more? Judging by Camille and Heimerdinger's "exploration" I thought all of 'em had been sprung!
: Hmm...
Illaoi eyes the blades closely.
: These aren't spikes, they're blades.
Trundle is also looking them over.
: Hey, she's right. In fact, they look alot like...
A realization hits them all at once.
JC Members: TALON'S!
: We've found him! TALLY HO!
Udyr goes running down the hall to get to the access hall leading to the other side of the wall, followed by the rest of the club.
Meanwhile, up in the rafters, Darius and Yorick have carried the unconscious Shaco and Nocturne respectively, over to the hole Jinx's rocket had made.
: Heave-Ho!
He tosses Shaco out and Yorick tosses Nocturne. The two fall down to the ground outside and Darius and Yorick watch until they hit the ground.
: You think the fall killed 'em?
: Only if there's a merciful god in the heavens.
: But Draven's still here!
: Do you believe your own hype that much?!
: DRAVEN IS THE HYPE!
: Sure you are. Now let's go back down to ground level and see how the others fared.
The 4 head back to the stairs and leave the rafters.
Back with the "fights" of Garen VS. Talon, and Aatrox VS. Fizz...
: YOU GET KAT'S ATTENTION, YOU GET HER AFFECTION! WHAT MORE CAN YOU TAKE FROM ME!?
: I didn't take anything; she fell head-over-heels for me of her own volition! Can't really blame her; I AM quite the stud.
: RRRGGHHH!
: So, is this REALLY what it's all about? You got a crush on her?
: MAYBE! GAAHH!
Garen continues to dodge Talon's slashes, just as Aatrox uses his dashes to dodge Fizz's own.
: Hold still, blast it!
: I thought that's what WE were supposed to say to people like you; we Juggernauts, or prospective ones, in my case, are slow and unwieldy while you dart around like you're on a sugar-high!
: Shut up!
Fizz pulls out his bait for "Chum the Waters".
: This'll get ya! FEEDING T-
SLAM! One of the Jack-in-the-boxes from the rafters above lands HARD on Fizz's head! Fizz falls to the ground, dazed.
: So... does this mean I win?
Aatrox walks up and lifts Fizz by a leg. The Jack-in-the-box is busted beyond all repair. Aatrox shrugs.
: Oh well! I win!
He starts to walk down the hall to head back towards the exit, not knowing he's going to run into the rest of the Club members.
Talon has cornered Garen (Or so it appears...)
: NOW YOU DIE! YAAH!
Talon brings down his blade! And.... it breaks on Garen's hard armor, just like Riven's had!
Talon does repeated double-takes between his broken blade and Garen's undented armor. Garen raises a single eyebrow.
Tears well in Talon's eyes, and he turns around and starts bawling as he slams the ground with his fists.
: OH I'M A SHAM!
: What?
: LOOK AT ME, I CAN'T EVEN DENT YOUR ARMOR!
: Well, Riven couldn't either.
: BUT I'M AN ASSASSIN!
: Riven's a Skirmisher, and-
: (Loudly Wails, cutting Garen off)
The rest of the club members have now arrived, and are witnesses to Talon's break-down.
: Oh this is just SAD.
: I can't bear to watch!
: Please, would SOMEONE kick him out?
: With pleasure!
Garen grabs Talon by his cape, and lifts him up bodily. Walking past all the other JC members, he goes to the front door, followed by them. As Talon continues to bawl, he boots him out the door, held open by Aatrox, who had already tossed Fizz out by this point.
: OOUUUCH! Resumes crying
JC members: AND STAY OUT!
Aatrox slams the door.
: FINALLY! Now will you give the grade?
Garen opens his mouth to speak, but much to his surprise, a hand covers it. This hand belongs to none other than Darius!
: The only one that gives the grade is ME. And... you pass. You can join the club. You can have Olaf's old chair.
: Oh no he won't! That's MY CHAIR!
: WHOOPEEE!
Aatrox starts running around in joy as Darius and the rest of the club members look at Garen.
: And just what, pray tell, is the former Chief-of-Staff doing here?
Aatrox is too busy celebrating to hear Darius saying "Former Chief-of-Staff". Garen is practically grinning from ear to ear.
: Have I got a story for you, Dictator! Back when you kicked me out, I went back home and-
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: -And then we came here and did this, and now, I'm ready to be re-instated!
Darius just sits there with his arms folded in his chair. The conversation had moved to the conference room by this point. He smugly smiles.
: Meh.
He puts his feet up on the table, with that smug smile, just waiting for Garen's reaction.
This was NOT the reaction Garen was expecting. His face turns red with anger as his hands form into fists. Pulling out his sword, he stabs it into the table in front of Darius' feet. Everyone else looks around as they hear a rumbling noise, like thunder.
: What's he doing?
: Oh, Garen's just using his ult because he's ticked off that Darius didn't accept-
BOOM!
A Glorious, Golden Sword crashes down on the table, destroying it! Darius, with his head still laying back on his hands, dryly coughs from the dust that the sword blew up. Garen is standing there, out of breath.
(Dryly): Welcome back to the Club, Chief-of-Staff.
Garen's eyes widen. His former anger instantly dissipates.
: Really? Like , REALLY REALLY!?
(Dryly): Really, Really. (Angrily) Now clean up the mess. And fix the damn table!
Darius gets up and leaves, going into the foosball room.
As everyone else gets up to congratulate Garen, he is just standing there, dumbfounded.
: I did it... I did it.... I FREAKIN' DID IT! I GOT MY MEMBERSHIP BACK!
The others clap.
: AND I GOT MEMBERSHIP!
But no one claps for Aatrox.
: Yay....
Outside, Sion finally wakes up from his daze, and sees the half-ruined monument/clubhouse.
: Sighs
He does the 'roll-up-the-sleeves' motion, and walks off to go procure the needed supplies from elsewhere in Noxus.
Back inside, Draven snaps his fingers as an idea hits him.
: Hey, Draven's got an idea! Anyone want to go into the Computer Room and see what the newest PBE changes are?
Everyone, even Darius pokes his head in from the foosball room.
Everyone: NO!
THE END
Thanks so much for to reading my crappy story. The Juggernaut Club will live on, in our hearts.
