New Champ: Dirty Dude

He freggin smells so bad he leaves a trail of shite, and if you step in his passive... you smell like shite for 3secs. You cannot use abilities on allies. Q = [Belch] This disgusting human being burps in your face for 20/30/40/50/60 dmg and sends you backwards for a .2/.4/.6/.8 stun. W = [Fart] He let's one rip. It does 20/30/40/50/60 dmg to anyone chasing him, and propels him forward like a flash. E = [Arm Pits] He digs his hand into his arm pit and then shoves it in your face. Each hits deals 20/30/40/50/60 dmg and sends you backwards for a .2/.4/.6/.8 stun. R = [Trash Dump] He dumps his personal belongings onto the ground for Xsecs. Enemies are unable to move unless they violently move their mouse cursor back n forth to free themselves (button smashing the keyboard keys works too). Each shake of the mouse (or hit of the buttons) deals 40/60/80/100/120 dmg.

His animations are just fg gross, and when he talks he dreams about all the things he wanted to do, but never did. Cuz he's a lazy fk!