A LOL/Monty Python Parody Song
A parody of Monty Python's 'Galaxy Song' from "The Meaning Of Life"
When games get you down, average player, and balance seems hard or tough and others are stupid, obnoxious or daft and you feel that you've had QUITE ENOOO~OUGH...
Just... Remember that you're standing on a Rift that's evolving evolving at patch every 2 to 3 weeks It's rolling at games 30 to 27 minutes with the Riot that is the source of all its power
Now the Riot and you and me, and all the players we can see Are moving at a million games a day In a downward facing spiral according to the Gameplay boards in this game that we call the League of Legends
The game contains itself an ever expanding roster
it's an 134 champions currently at live
It bans them at the middle 54.04% At 
thick
And out by us it's at 36.98% 
wide
Our winrates are at 59.37% with First Blood with it peaking at 91.56 % at First Inhib And our posts are just ones of millions and billions in this amazing and expanding Forum site
The Forum itself keeps on expanding and expanding in all of the posts that it can whizz As fast as it can go The speed of upvotes you know One upvote a minute And that's the fastest rate there is
So remember when you're feeling very low and underfed Just remember how unlikely is your post
And pray that there's intellligent players somewhere out in League Cause there's bugger-all down here in Bronze!
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