A Corporate Matter, 1/21/19

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Don't Go 'Round Tonight It's Bound To Take Your Life There's a Blood moon On The Rise

"I can't take him as our leader anymore. It's time we do something about it."

"Oh yeah, and how do you propose we do that?"

"He's the eclipse lord, we don't have enough power to move against him."

"No, we don't. But there was one who could, once."

"You don't possibly mean, not him?"

"Yes, I do. If we resurrect Blood Moon Aatrox, he can stand against the eclipse lord."

"You're insane, there is a good reason he's dead."

"He died because he was too ambitious. He tried to rule too quickly, before he had built up a proper following. But now, look at how many of us there are. We could rule the world, if only that fool Zilean wanted to."

"Alright, let's assume bringing him back to life is even a good idea. Is it even possible?"

"I have been researching it, and yes, it is possible. It will have to happen during a blood moon. During a blood moon, the veil between Runeterra and hell is weakened. Allowing a tear in it, that's how a new blood moon demon is made. When this happens, I believe I can reach in and hook a specific soul out of hell. It will require a flesh sacrifice, of course, so he has something to use as a body."

"That actually sounds correct. I'm in."

"Well, this will either work, and we get a real leader. Or we all die, and my suffering ends. So it's a win-win."

"What the hell, sure."

"How about you Diana? You want to get back at Zilean for turning you into a blood moon?"

"As far as I'm concerned, you're all to blame for my situation. But I refuse to assist in bringing another demon into this world. I won't tell Zilean, but you'll get no help from me. I'll be in my room sulking if you want anything." "Walks away."

"Alright, it's us then. No one mention a thing to the others. I don't want Zilean to be able to stop us before we begin."

"You don't want Zilean to stop what?"

"Nothing, just a surprise party for him."

"No need to lie to me, I heard the whole thing. I want in too. Since I have been made he has only treated me like trash. I want to show him."

"Alright, fine. Go back to your normal routine, we will reconvene before the next blood moon."

The next blood moon:

"It is finally time, THE BLOOD MOON HAS BEGUN! You three, very dedicated, worshippers have been selected to become the next blood moon demons! Give yourselves a hand."

"Claps hands."

"First up, we have Sivir, you have been worshipping us for a very long time. I think you have finally proven your worth to the cause, come forth and receive eternal life!"

"Thank you so much. I have been working towards this my whole life. You have no idea how much this means to me."

"Alright, just go get your powers. The blood moon doesn't last all night."

"Alright. ARHAAHAGAHAGAHUHUHUGUH!!!!!" "Turns into a blood moon."

"Oooh, look at her now. So cool, and that weapon. It even turns into a mini blood moon. Here, have your chili cheese fries and go join the others."

"Claps and cheers."

"Looks depressed."

"Where is the other half of you guys? They are missing all the fun?"

"They said they might be a little late. Don't worry about them."

"Alright, I guess they will get half portions of fries tonight. Anyway, back to the ritual. Step forward, Pyke! Though you have only been with us for a short time, you have proven yourself more than worthy of this honor. Come come, receive our gift."

"Thank you, as soon as I heard I could become a badass demon if I joined you guys, I made it the number one priority on my list. Let's get these powers. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" "Turns into a blood moon."

"So very spooky, take these fries and join the others."

"Claps and cheers."

"And now, the blood moon has power for one more. And I think it's someone you have all been waiting for. Zed, you have long been a favorite among the blood moon demons. I am proud to say, you have finally earned your spot beside us."

"Thank you. You know, I-"

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

"Ah, Kalista and the others. Have you all finally decided to join us for this most glorious celebration?"

"Not exactly, gang, GET THE SACRIFICE!"

"What is go-" "Gets tackled and hogtied."

"I'm confused, why are we assaulting the new recruit?"

"Your reign as our leader is over. We are bringing in one who will truly lead us to glory. You got him Thresh?"

"Ha, yes! His soul is hooked. Just need to pull it in and throw it into that body."

The soul is hooked out of the portal and flies straight into Zed's body.

"Mr. Zilean, I don't feel so good." "Explodes."

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM!"

"Well that's just great, we betrayed Zilean, and all we got is covered in the blood and guts of one of our disciples."

"Just give it a minute."

All the blood, guts and other pieces of Zed begin moving towards the center of the explosion. Forming together into one humanoid shape.

"I LIVE!"

"What is this, who are you?"

"I am the one and only, Blood Moon Aatrox. Just, who are you?"

"I am the Eclipse lord, you bow before me!"

"You, the Eclipse Lord? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! The mortal realm is funnier than I remember. Wait, you're serious. Well, Sorry to break it too you, but I'm in charge now."

"I don't think so." "Time bomb blasts him away."

"Gets up." "It seems you are telling the truth, the real eclipse lord, and a powerful one at that."

"Yes, but he is a horrible leader. He wants us all to be some sorta dumb chili cheese fry eating pacifists. That's why we brought you back, to kill him."

"I am weak from reforming. In this state I am no match for an eclipse lord. We need to retreat. Come back when I am stronger."

"But we can't- Fine, you are our leader now, you call the shots."

"This fight will have to wait until another time. When I return, I will kill this Eclipse Lord and all who follow him. Join me now or feel my wrath later."

"Wait, we don't need to kill any blood moons. Just put them in their place."

"I do not let the unworthy live. Follow me or die!"

"He makes a solid argument. Sorry boss, but I'm gonna join him."

"You can't honestly believe he will win. No one is more powerful than Zilean."

"You are probably right, but Aatrox has a chance of winning, Zilean won't kill me if he wins, even if I fight him. But Aatrox will."

"Alright, fair point I guess."

"Walks over to Blood Moon Aatrox."

"No one else? Shame. I will return to slay you all."

"You won't be going anywhere with my blood moons!"

"Sigh." "You are annoying." "Stomps on the ground, sending a shockwave that knocks down Zilean and his followers."

"Let's get out of here." "Him and his followers leave."