New Reworks Idea in the vein of Taric's Rework

Since you guys decided to rework Taric, The Gem Knight, and take all of his gems, his armour, his shield and his hammer that were his trademarks, I took the liberty of proposing new reworks ideas:

-Shaco the tax collector (a sad normal person in a tux who vanishes when we talk about fiscal evasion) -Dannie the Grown Man Child (A big neck bearded man dressed as a bear who carries an anime pillow of a little girl) -Evelynn the superstar (A girl surrounded by paparazzi all the time who shine big lights on her constantly so you can always see her even in the fog of war) -Gangplank The Coastal Guard (He always carries a cup of coffee that reads "I heart Miss Fortune") -Heirmerdinger The Technophobe (Places squirrels throwing rocks at people) -Vladimir The Vampire Slayer (who's a better vampire slayer than someone who doesn't have an ounce of blood in his body? It's reworked Vlad! Now with more stars!) -Dr Mundo (He replaces the fountain of the enemy team and charges them half of their gold to heal them. Can't move where he pleases) -Lux the Master of Shadows (Has a deep manly voice, never laughs and changes the music in the game by the screams of tortured souls) -Thresh the Super Nanny (No place is better for a children's soul than staying inside this children proof lantern! Now without rough edges and with an inflatable castle inside!)

I was so looking forward to a rework for the gem knight. I always had a fascination with gemstones since I was a child and to know that the Gem knight is no more makes me really sad. This is outrageous. This is truly truly truly, outrageous.