Pizza Delivery Bard skin

Pizza Delivery Bard - the name kinda says it all! :)

Apologies for not being an artist, otherwise I'd have whipped up a little something, but just imagine Pizza Delivery Sivir looking a little more rotund and with a b(e)ard. Probably wanna swap the thigh-highs for some trousers too, buuut.... optional? xD

Reasons FOR: His W shrines can be pizzas, and 'DING' when they're 'cooked' - i.e. when they give the max heal. Can also start steaming or similar. When he roams around the map collecting chimes (which could be 'orders'/'deliveries'), the speed-up he gets makes him whip out Sivir's little moped and scoot around on that 'til the speed-up wears off. Pretty fun, and it'd be obvious when he's sped up for opponents. Should be easy to convert his Q into something food-related. Maybe let him chuck chicken drumsticks at people, or anchovies, or pizzas. You get the idea :) His meeps could be cute little fries, following him around - so when he throws the fried chicken on his Q, he'd follow it up with a side of fries. First new skin for Bard in 3-ish years. Would also be pretty desirable, as I personally don't think his others are all that great. Also expands the Pizza Delivery/food skin line.

[sg-poppy]

Reasons AGAINST: I have no idea how you'd incorporate his Magical Journey into it. Maybe throw a ball of dough at the wall? Quite how that turns into a traversable tube idk. His ult would also be a bit sketchy. Maybe some melted cheese? Throw a big ball of melted cheese over the area and everyone gets stuck? THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?!?!

Any suggestions? Especially for his ult and the lube tube.

What do you think? Feedback welcome~

P.S. if someone could do a quick picture that'd be AMAZING! :D