The Juggernaut Club: Part 54

EbonyBladeJ88··2 votes·2,427 views

Garen is seen sitting on the floor in the basement of Sion's Monument. Scrawled on the wall is "Skarner was here!", along with a couple of poor drawings of him beating up the other Juggernaut members. Garen shakes his head at the one of him falling victim to Skarner.

Garen : Dream on, Skarner, dream on.

Finally, there is the patched hole from his last attempt to burrow into the clubhouse. Seeing it, Garen gets an idea.

Garen : I wonder...

He walks up to the patched hole, and grabs the tacked-on wood covering it. Steadying himself, he starts to pull on it to try and rip it off!

Garen : Come on... Come on...

Upstairs, Talon and the rest of the members of the "Obliterator's Order" are readying more jack-in-the-box and other traps for the other Juggernaut Club members.

Talon : Alright, so there's the trap to incapacitate the beastly ones.

Fizz has rigged his "Feeding Time" fish on a rope over a hidden pit that the members had dug in the ground over the course of this whole series.

Talon : Best check on the others.

He goes and checks on Nocturne's trap. He's just set up the typical bucket of water on the top of the doorway trap. He and Shaco are snickering as they imagine who will fall for it.

Talon : You call THAT a trap!?

Shaco : Hey, you can't go wrong with a classic like this!

Talon : We're TRYING to incapacitate or imprison them, not mildly annoy them!

Nocturne : Darkness.... (You never let us have any fun...)

Shaco : Besides, I haven't seen YOU setting up any traps! You've just been sitting around in Darius' chair like you own the place!

Talon : I do, since the Club's gone. Besides, blame Darius for not locking it when they left!

Fizz speaks up, though he sounds somewhat distant, like he's in another room.

Fizz : Actually they DID lock it! You had to go and get the spare key from Swain's office, remember?

Talon groans.

Talon : OK, you're right! I ran into my so-called "sisters" along the way. Kat is STILL hung up on that bonehead we've got locked in the basement now. I have no idea what she sees in him that the men of Noxus don't have.

Nocturne : Darkness... (You're just jealous.)

Talon : AM NOT! Besides, Kat and Cassie's father told me, before he disappeared, that if I even THOUGHT of trying to make any advances on either of them, he said he'd rip out my intestines and strangle me with them!

Nocturne : Darkness...? (Was that before or after Cassie turned into a half-snake thing?)

Talon : Does it matter?

Shaco : Well, he's been gone for a while... I think he's been declared legally dead, in fact.

Talon : Pfft! I ain't taking no chances. Besides, if that Demacian nut tries anything, maybe THAT'LL be what brings the old coot back!

Shaco : So he can "rip out his intestines and-

Talon : And strangle him with them, yes.

A sound similar to wood cracking and splintering is faintly heard.

Talon : What was that?

Fizz : (Distant, from another room) Sounds like it came from the basement!

Talon : That better not be Skarner trying to tunnel in again! Nocturne, go check! Everyone else, back to setting up traps!

Nocturne shrugs his shoulders and floats off towards the basement entryway while the others get back to work.

In the basement, Garen was trying to rip off the wood, but has given up. All he got it to do was crack, and is now considering busting down the door at the basement entryway.

Garen : Pretty used to breaking down doors, so what's another at this point?

He then hears something pounding against the wood. Looking behind him, he wonders what it is.

Garen : Are you trying to get in again, Skarner? If you've dug your way from Riven's Bunny Bar, could you get me a drink?

However, the being doesn't answer him. It just keeps pounding, trying to break in.

Garen hears something like angry grumbling, and he goes up and puts his ear up close to listen closer. He peeks through a knothole in the wood, and sees... Aatrox?

Garen : He looks... different from when I last saw him. Huh.

Aatrox : Stupid Skarner, telling me the only way in was through this tunnel he dug. AARRRGGHH!

Garen : Oh crap!

Garen quickly gets back as he sees Aatrox lift his sword to cut through the wood!

SMASH!

In comes the newly-reworked Aatrox!

Aatrox : AH! There. Finally got through, and I'll-huh? Garen?

Garen silently waves hello.

Aatrox : What are you doing in here?

Garen : I'm a Juggernaut. This is the Juggernaut Club's clubhouse.

Aatrox : What!? The Juggernaut Club!? Rhaast told me it was the Diver's Domicile!

Garen : Uuhh... nope. Never heard of that place. It's also currently undergoing an attempted take-over by Talon and his Snickers Obliterator's Order.

Aatrox : Whatever. I'm here to submit my official application for entry!

Garen : For what?

Aatrox : The Diver's Domicile, or the Juggernaut Club or.... Whatever this place is!

Garen smiles.

Garen : You came to the right man! You're looking at the Chief-of-Staff of the Juggernaut Club! Under his breath (Formerly.)

Aatrox : What?

Garen : Coughs Just a tickle in my throat. Anyways, all applications for membership must go through me!

Aatrox : Well what good luck! What do I have to sign?

Garen : You don't have to sign anything; what you have to do is your initiation.

Aatrox : Initiation?

Garen : You must perform an act that impresses the members, or in this case, ME since I'm the only one present at the moment, enough to give you membership. We don't just hand it out to anybody, you know!

Aatrox : So what do I have to do?

Garen : Smash open that door up there for starters! Gotta see if you're really strong enough to be called a Juggernaut. That wood you did is nothing in comparison to it.

He points to the basement entryway door. Aatrox salutes.

Aatrox : Can do!

He walks up to it, and lifts his sword, just as Nocturne reaches for the knob...but both of them stop their respective actions as a strange whining sound slowly becomes louder.

Garen : What's the matter?

Aatrox /Nocturne : Do you hear that?/Darkness...? (Do you guys hear something?)

Outside, Jinx and her unintentional traveling companion (Ezreal) are nearing the hole in Sion's Monument that she made back in the "Chaos in Noxus" Arc.

Jinx : Oh boy, Cell-mate! Let's see if we can get this big one to fit in that hole!

Ezreal : YAAAAAHHHH!

Jinx aims the Super Mega Death Rocket for the hole in the monument!

To Be Continued...

17 Comments

Mordepool2 votes

The Darius vs Garen event seems fortuitous

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

It's not that I don't think I couldn't come up with anything related to that could be used in this; It's just not part of my planned finale.

(Yes, this big "Will Jinx blow up the monument? Will the JC kick out those but Obliterator's Order nuts?" and other stuff is my planned finale to the series.)

Mordepool1 votes

That put a smile on my face

Liquid Poro 1 votes

Please do god king garen vs god king darius episode!

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

I actually planned on having that be part of my .5 series, but since no one expressed interest in it, I just kept giving the updates to LostFrost (Who I assumed would be back by this point). I can give YOU this planned story if you want.

Garen : Besides, we God-Kings would not stoop so low as to appear in such a low-budget, low readership fan-fiction such as THIS!

Darius : Don't listen to my dumb, prideful and egotistical fellow here. We'd be glad to show up and-

God-King Garen uses his Q, silencing God-King Darius.

Garen : Not another word, usurper! You'll just use this to enact more violence and war-mongering!

God-King Darius holds up a finger, waiting until the silence wears off before he can talk again.

Darius : Just a minute, Mr. Poro Sky. I need to talk to this guy one-on-one.

He Apprehends God-King Garen behind a curtain...

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

Behind the curtain, God-King Darius is showing the current goings-on of the VS 2018 event (Him being in the lead).

Darius : Hey look, I'm winning!

Garen : Frustrated grumbling Yeah, just like last year with Grandma Dawnbringer Riven and that edgy, dumb-

Darius : DON'T YOU DARE REFER TO MY ANCESTORS LIKE THAT!

Garen : (Under his breath): Apple didn't fall far from the tree...

Katarina : I hear my Hunny-Bunny...

Garen : Oh no...

God-King Garen looks around from behind the curtain, seeing Katarina looking around for him...

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EbonyBladeJ881 votes

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Darius : Ha-ha! Chaos wins again!

God-King Garen isn't paying attention. Katarina's now heard them and is coming over to investigate.

Katarina : What's behind this curtain?

Garen : Crap!

God-King Garen quickly turns around and runs away!

Darius : Hey! Where you going?

Katarina : AH-HA!

Having heard him, Katarina pulls away the curtain, revealing the current standings of the VS. Event (God-King Darius in the lead).

Katarina : WHAT!? My hunny-bunny LOST!?

Darius : Sure did. HARD.

Dawnbringer Riven is sitting with her arms folded, her face scrunched up in anger, with Nightbringer Yasuo seated across from her.

Riven : Yeah, just like LAST year...

Yasuo : Are you STILL hung up on that?

Darius : Grandpa! I did it! I brought about Endless War! Aren't you proud of me?!

Darius goes on and on about his impending victory as Katarina runs off in pursuit of God-King Garen, as Dawnbringer Riven pointed out the direction in which he fled...

Critmaster Garen1 votes

well. lets just hope the basement is also a bomb shelter XD

LostFr0st1 votes

Skarner is adorable, as is Nocturne as he is depicted above. Yet another champ you're making me like more...

Wonder how Aatrox would have reacted to the traps :P since I'm not sure any will be left if that megadeath rocket hits the clubhouse.

EbonyBladeJ882 votes

Ebony reaches into the smoke, but comes out empty-handed. He sighs in an annoyed fashion.

Akali! If you just come out and surrender yourself, it will make it a whole lot easier!

Akali : No!

Look, all I wanted you to do was buy another pizza! To replace the one you ate!

Akali : No! My gold, I use it MY way!

Shen raises a hand with an idea.

Shen : You could just take the required amount out of her salary.

No, I've cut people's pay enough as it is.

Ebony points in the corner of the room, where Volibear is now begging for money.

Volibear : Penny for the poor?

I told you Volibear, 'Wait till you get your next paycheck'.

Volibear : AND IT WAS WORTH IT!

Various Marksmen/ADC cast members look at him with angry faces. Draven especially.

Draven : You RUINED my shrine to myself! It took YEARS to build that!

Ebony turns his attention back to Akali's shroud.

Now Akali, be reasonable. We don't HAVE to take it to the level that we have with J4, Zoe, Kai'Sa and now Pyke.

Akali picks her head out, blowing a raspberry at the director.

Akali : I'll never pay for your stupid pizza! It wasn't even that good!

Ebony rolls his eyes. He looks at Shen, who waves a dismissive hand.

Shen : Hey, she ain't my student no more; no skin off my back if you beat her up.

With that, Ebony reaches inside the shroud again, and much to everyone's surprise, grabs Akali! By the throat no less!

Akali : GLURCK!

Ebony shakes his head sadly as he walks out the cafeteria, holding Akali by the throat as he does.

I tried to reason with you, my dear.

Once he's gone, Zed nudges Shen.

Zed : Hey, wanna go see what he's gonna do to her?

Shen : What?

Zed : It'll be fun! After all, we were all too glitched with J4's deal, under Zoe's mental domination during her power-play, Kai'Sa tried to steal it in the night when we were all asleep in our trailers, and Pyke wasn't even after the manuscript, he just wanted to kill the director! So I wanna ACTUALLY SEE what he does to "discipline" people.

Before Shen can say anything, Zed drags him out the door.

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LostFr0st1 votes

zzzzz Akali is like another Zoe...

Your Zed is amusing though. Can tell he misses Shen <3

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

Apologies, guess I'm rehashing old plots.

The creative juices for the .5 series must be running low.

I thought it would be different enough since Akali wasn't actually AFTER the manuscript, and was more just in the mood to cause mischief, but I suppose not.

Sorry, I'll try to come up with something else for the next one.

EbonyBladeJ882 votes

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Hey there. Sorry but due to a very stressful last couple of days I just haven't had the time to come up with anything for the .5 series. Hopefully that won't be the case for next week.

LostFr0st1 votes

Ebony, It's fine^^ I'm still enjoying the heck out of the main series.

Use the creative juices on that. The .5 is fun, but forced .5s aren't (for you especially since you put so much care into your writing); especially since I'm far less of a reliable audience now.

If you get a super good .5 idea then by all means write one but otherwise just have fun with the main series. [katarina-love]

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