Dearest Riot Games,

I have been attached to your game for nearly 8 years, both willfully and sometimes woefully. It has gradually become part of my life in ways that I cannot avoid or seem to escape from. I have watched as your game transformed into the giant that it is, and both loved and hated the journey. Over the years of seeing your game evolve, I have become partially attached to your champion design process, and the way in which you incorporate new champions into the game to shape the meta. I believe that I have come up with some very credible, and reliable champions that would help shape the meta nicely and ad variance to the game that has not been seen before. I would love to share some of my designs with you, but fear that my ideas will simply be stolen and I will be thrown to the wayside like a baby caught in a wave-pool. I would love to create some kind of relationship In which I can share my ideas without being stolen from, and impact the create process in a way that does not make me feel violated or abused.

Thanks so much, Cory "The Sgt Pepper" Johnson.