Slot Machine Urgot & Mafia Boss Viegar

Have you ever played an Urgot game, pushed W and just mowed down a Teemo? That sound it makes, chosen just to give you a sense of empowerment. That irrepressible rush of dopamine. Only to be playing a tankier Graves 4 Seconds latter. Such a bummer. Well, we can't do anything about that. But we can make an Urgot skin that fulfils your crippling addiction to flashing lights and clanging sounds. How you ask, Simple. Jackpot Urgot baby. Imagine it. > You walk into lane and see giant golden slot machine waiting for ya. You wander if its ok to play a bit before the minions get here. It shoots out some sparkling "cider" (Q). So you pull the lever and it pops out some coins (passive). Feelin Lucky you decide to pull again, and it lights up and showers ya with coins (W). Your feelin good, your feelin great. But maybe you wise up and decide to leave. After all you can't go fallin of the wagon before your even on. But than, the machine stands up and charges at you (E). You try to run, you try to get away. But its got its claws in you, and it's draggin ya in for the JACKPOT (R).

I've never seen an skin write itself so well before.

Oh, wait a minute. Viegar with a white Al Copen Hat. I have no idea what we'll do for the staff, butt I hope someone's got some ideas.

(P.S. I do not gamble and it is not my intent to offend or hurt anyone who has gambling problems. I am sorry if my comments have offend you or someone you know.)