WHY DOES THIS NOT EXIST AS A SKIN FOR MAOKAI?!??!?!? [GONE SEXUAL] [NOT CLICKBAIT]

WHY DOES HE NOT HAVE A LMAOKAI SKIN??!??! He's already a troll-looking thing, LMAO phonetically is luh MAO, and this is PERFECT!! I have no idea what it would look like, but IT NEEDS TO BE A THING JUST BECAUSE OF THE NAME!!!!

That is all.