Cafeteria Cook Vel'koz

Analyzing those ignorant punks in Headmistress Fiora's school for future dissection Q - Spicy Chicken Sandwiches: one just isn't enough W - Tater totes avalanche followed by their immediate consumption E - A Microwave explosion (followed by the obligatory smell of burnt popcorn) R - SLOPPY JOES LASER!!!

Joke - Vel'koz masterfully juggles different lunch items with his tentacles and serves them on trays. -After many years of analysis, the contents of mystery meat still remain a mystery. Taunt - Reaches into a fridge only to return empty handed - It seems your chances of getting fed are less than 0. Reaches into a fridge and pulls out an expired milk carton - Looks like your jokes are past their expiration date. Reaches into a fridge and pulls out a Teemo shroom - What the devil is this mockery? Reaches into a fridge and pulls out some frozen vegetables - Let's see... hmm... infinity more health required. Dance - Vel'koz flips some burgers at the griddle while doing a little shuffle to some background jazz music Recall - Deep fries some french fries or some wings

No need to thank me Rito.