[Champion Concept] Alfonso, the Suave Thief Extraordinaire
A suave Yordle who uses his charms over his wits to get what he wants, despite his charms being totally ineffective. Through a combination of tenacity, resourcefulness, and blind dumb luck, he has managed to become one of the most successful thieves to ever walk Valoran.
However, he has a tendency to relinquish his ill gotten goods in pursuit of the women of Valoran who catches his fancy, to mixed results.
"Ladies please, there's more than enough Alfonso to go around."
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Melee Skirmisher
Passive - Very Sneaky, No?: While Alfonso is stationary in a bush, he will pull up some leaves and temporarily covers himself with them. For a few seconds, Alfonso gains true invisibility, but the enemies can clearly see a moving bush. For the duration allies can also use Alfonso as if he was a bush. Attacking or using an ability(Except W) will cause Alfonso to drop the bush. Also, for a minute, the small section of brush Alfonso uprooted is disabled, until it regrows.
Q - Happy Daggers - Passive: Alfonso pulls out a knife and juggles it in his hand, his basic attacks gain a small amount of bonus range and ignores a portion of his target's armor. If Alfonso does not have his knife, this ability is disabled until he finds his knife, returns to base, or kills a large jungle creature/siege minion/enemy champion.
- Active: Alfonso throws his knife in a target direction, dealing physical damage and applying a Grievous Wound to his target. The knife either ends up on the ground, if he killed his target or he missed, or the knife is embedded in his target. Alfonso gains bonus movement speed while moving towards his knife, and the next attack against an enemy with his knife in them deals true damage.
W - Deep Pockets: Alfonso poses and channels for a second, any projectile that passes over him while he is posing, he will negate it and place it in his pocket. Recasting this ability will relaunch the pocketed projectile in a target direction, capping the damage based on this ability's level, but any effects would apply.
E - Tango of Death: For Alfonso's next 3 basic attacks, he gains bonus attack speed, twirling around to the opposite side of his attack target with each attack. On his third and final attack, he attacks for 3 additional attacks that occur in the span of 1 attack. The flurried attacks are modified to deal only 50% damage, but otherwise behave like standard attacks.
R - Catch Me if You Can: Alfonso quickly reaches into his pockets and flings several knives and bushes around him for a second in a reasonable area around him. The knives dealing physical damage and applying the effects of Happy Daggers to all enemies hit. For a few seconds, this ability can be recast, targeting Alfonso's bushes, to dash to the bushes Alfonso has flung around.
"Friends"

Rivals

Quotes
Starting the game as the only male character on your team: "Ladies please, there's more than enough Alfonso to go around."
When an allied female champion(Except Annie
) walks into his bush:
"Don't be alarmed, but I do bite."
"If you feel a pinch, that was me."
Getting ulted by an enemy Tristana
or Poppy
:
"Parting is such sweet sorrow!"
Getting chained by an enemy LeBlanc
or Morgana
:
"Oh yes, the whips and chains do excite me so."
Catching an Ultimate: "I believe they say, what goes around goes around again."
Joke: He pulls out a cup "I've come here too kick ass, and drink milk." Slurp "And I've just finished my milk."
