How to roleplay Qiyana :

Hi everyone, today i'm going to write the logs of a game based on someone who is roleplaying Qiyana :

I've tried to roleplay Qiyana a little bit, only a little bit because her personnality is a little bit "toxic".

But for example, i called my teammates "servants", since Qiyana is a queen. I was like "Come on servants, you can afk if you want, i can 1 vs 5, i'm the best", like Qiyana would probably do.

Here's the story : (it's not the real story, i didnt insulted because it's would have been toxic). In the game, i was just like "i'm the best" but without insulting and i was sympathic towards my mates. I don't want to get banned so...

Team 1 :

: Mid : Jungle : Top : Adc : Support

Team 2 :

: Mid : Jungle : Top : Adc : Support

Before minions spawns :

: Okay, servants you can afk if you want, i'm the best so i can 1 vs 5. These apes will ff at 15 you will see. No one can defeat the great empress Qiyana. : Who are you calling "servants" ? : You ofc ! : Muted and reported... : Pff, like i care about your silly report. I'm the queen bitchh, you gotta respect me. Bow down you all ! : What your problem ? : I don't have problems, it's others who always have problems. They can't stand the fact that i'm great because they are all jealous of me. What a shame ! : I really want to see these "apes" surrend at 15 Qiyana... : Don't you dare call me Qiyana ! It's empress Qiyana you little idiot ! Remember this or the next time i won't be sympathic towards you. You can also use "your highness" or "your majesty". : Hum okay your majesty...

(all) : Hey, you know you can ff at 15 if you want. Don't worry i will understand, nobody wants to fight vs me. You are all scared i suppose. : (all) : Wow, you are so proud of yourself... Thx but we won't ff, we will win. : (all) : Pff, does you really think you have a chance ? Hahaha, little noob i will rekt your asss in less than 2s. You will all bow down to me. : (all) : Who do you think you are ? : (all) : Your empress, the one and only one. Btw, Taliyah, you master only one element ? That's so quaint, but it's so you. : (all) : Someone is asking to be camped mid... : (all) : Pff, i win 1 vs 2 anyways, come ! You will feed me more.

Minions spawns :

Some minutes later :

FIRST BLOOD : killed with assistance

(all) : I hope you are happy, i'm generous. I know i'mma roll on you all the game so i gaved you a free kill. You are so cute when you think you have a chance against me. (all) : It's wont be enough, give me more ! (all) : It's called a gank Qiyana... : (all) : Prepare to suffer Akali ! but don't worry, in 12 min you will be able to surrend. Before, you will endure this pain ! : (all) : Oh i'm scared, please be kind with me empress Qiyana... : (all) : Nah, my clemency has been overused.

1 min later : has slain with assistance

(all) : Thx you are so kind to give me another kill. (all) : Pff you little piece of shiit, you can't 1 vs 1 properly ? (all) : Why ? you said you can 1 vs 5 so why 1 vs 1 ? (all) : Haha, you are so scared of me... you know you can't win vs me.

: Kayn !!! What are you doing ? This Taliyah camp me ! You have to do something ! : I tought you could 1 vs 5 your majesty. : Shut up idiot ! It's your fault, you feeded them ! Now gank me or i will fire you ! : No, sorry but i'd rather gank bot lane. You can 1 v 5 but they can't 2 vs 5 so i'm helping them. : What ? You will pay for this ! I'm your empress you little piece of shiit, show me respect ! : The only thing we will show you is our xxxx. Your mouth is so big, i'm sure you can suck my big xxxx. : Hahaha, look at this degenerate, think she can mess with me. Sorry but i'm not talking to rejects. I come from high society, i can't talk with someone from the slums. : Can you stop stepping on my gown, you need to calm down ! : Hahaha, this fiora think she is a hot truck but she is worth as a dumb duck. : Muted and reported. : Qiyana can you stop talking and start to play ? : EMPRESS QIYANA YOU LITTLE FOOL !! and i don't have any orders to follow !

**After some min : Qiyana is feeding, Bot lane is winning and take drakes. Top is win too but Akali ganks and decal on others lanes. **

: This Qiyana ! Akali is so feed now ! : I will do my best to protect you from her Cait. : Thanks, you are a very good support :). : :) : Pff, it's your fault, i said SS an you don't listen. Buy glasses, maybe it's will help you to read my messages. Oh sorry, i forget you are a lost cause. : WTF, we know you said "SS" but we are 2 vs 4 on bot lane. Akali is towerdiving. She is so feed that she oneshoot Cait with E, AA and Q ! : It's not my problem, it's your problem. Solve the problem by yourselves. : Don't listen to this biatch, i will come help you bot lane ! : Some heads are going to fall after this game... : Shut up you little xxxx ! : Mute her pls, we have to ignore her if we want to win. : I agree with Fiora, let's ignore this Qiyana. : Ignore me ? Who do you think you are ? I'mma show you where is your place ! You belong to my knees ! Bow down you all ! I'm the great Empress of Ixacoan and of all the elements, her royal Highness Qiyana ! Do you understand that ? What kind of fools are you to disrespect me like that ? I'll get all your body dead on the floor !

Shut down with and assistance. Double Kill !

(all) : Godness, you are so feed Akali ! (all) : Thx to your mid laner. If you have one xD. (all) : Don't worry, she is going to 1 vs 5, you will see. (all) : The only thing she can 1 vs 5 is minions. And i'm not even sure.

(all ) : Fck you Janna, i hope the wind will cut your silly throat ! : Muted, probably reported : Yes, like i care about reports. I'm the empress bitchh ! You understand or no ? I will kick your flat asss and send you in the space ! your flatness can't match my thickness ! : Okay, muted and reported too... : Why does i have to carry useless servants every game ? Pff, riot, i'm the empress, i'm playing like a godness but i can't carry degenerates.

**Now, it's 15 min game, surrending is open : **

(all) : Now you can end your suffering. It's was easy btw. I told you i was the best. (all) : What are you talking about ? (all) : She expects that we surrend, how cute of her... (all) : Of course, the only thing you can do is tie my laces and i don't even wear baskets. Pff, you are a no match, riot give me some opponents with potential. (all) : There's one talent you don't have my dear empress... (all) : Impossible ! What is it ? (all) : Be quiet. (all) : I promise you will pay for saying such means thing to your empress. I will make you wipe the floor with my big and thick asss. (all) : I'm scared but really...

**The game is hard, Qiyana is now 0/20 but Caitlyn and Janna are carrying. Fiora need items and is farming. Kayn try to secure objectives... Akali and Taliyah carry their team but Akali can't reach Cait because of Janna.

Now we are at 30 min game. Qiyana makes her first kill in team vs Akali. **

Shut down with assist

(all) : Rekt !! (all) : Wow first kill, you deserve an applause, i tought you would never make it. (all) : Sit down and bow your head. You know i'm the best ! I don't need my bitches to win.

**Qiyana try to 1 vs 4 the ennemy team and die in less than 3s. **

An allie has been slain with assist

(all) : Nice 1 vs 4 ! (all) : Pff, you cheated... You can't win properly so you cheat... What a shame. (all) : DEMACIAAAA !!! DESTROY QIYANAAAAAAAA !!! :) (all) : STFU, i don't talk to brainless people. (all) : Why are you talking to yourself then ? (all) : Nice one Garen.

Qiyana team steal Baron and on a last tamfight, they finally win

(all) : GG ! (all) : Nice game ! (all) : Don't forget to report Qiyana pls. (all) : GG (all) : GG, i'm amazed, you won 4 vs 5. You guys deserve challenger because with this Qiyana... (all) : Nice game :). (all) : Hahaha, i told you i would win. Easy... Get rekt noobs. Akali and Taliyah, you better go in iron division, at least you will be able to win. I'm the boss BITCHES !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

Qiyana get x9 reports and get a permaban :

: Pff riot, you are so useless. Banning while i've done everything to carry my team... I was the best you idiots !

Here's the KDA :

Team 1 :

: 1/28/3 : 16/10/19 : 9/6/12 : 20/4/17 : 9/2/38

Team 2 :

: 23/10/5 : 10/6/22 : 7/12/18 : 8/14/10 : 2/13/15

I hope you have enjoyed this story ! Next time, i will do roleplaying.

: Hello sexy boys <33 i know you want me so hard hihihi <3.

Ahri personnality is less toxic than Qiyana so i will be able to roleplay better.