LEAGUE OF LEGENDS YASUO THEOREM

The League of Legends Yasuo Theorem By: arcana747
Einstein was a genius of league of legends. He understood how things worked and created the Theory of Relativity. This covers a lot of things including one we'll talk about today called the Theory of Yasuo. The Theory of Yasuo states that a if a Yasuo is on your team you will lose while any Yasuo on the enemy team will win. The equation (relative to the opposing team) that proves this theory is E = MC^2. The E stands for Elo, the M for Main (how much you main the champ) and the C stands for the level of cancer the champ is. Now for each champ you can substitute the how much you main the champ and the cancer level of that champ to find the opposing teams elo. Yasuo however is a slightly different story as his variables are quite different. M is fairly simple, it is simply infinity (∞) as all players who play Yasuo are Yasuo mains. The C (cancer level) however gets slightly more complicated. Another way to say how good someone is is to say how cancer someone is. If a Yasuo is godlike his cancer is high, if a Yasuo sucks his cancer level is low (measured from opposing team perspective.) Now to calculate a Yasuo's cancer level we have to look at his equation. Most champions have a cancer level that is static meaning you can just plug in the number to find your elo. Yasuo however has an equation that makes a shape of a whirlwind oddly. More specifically it's a parabola, symmetrical on both sides of the vertex. This parabola's vertex is placed at the origin and is an upward opening parabola. The equation in vertex form is y = (x-0)^2 -1. Where y is yasuo and x is the cancer level. From a perspective of a viewer outside the game (like Riot) the y value is 0 because riot isn't part of the game like us players, the parabola will be at its vertex where it seems to have a static cancer level of 0.(which ironically mimics the cooldown yasuo's of his abilities). This is likely why they won't nerf yasuo. However from the in game perspective we can see that there are actually two sides of the cancer level, one positive and one negative. If you take the perspective of yasuo y=1 (because there is one perspective of Yasuo you are taking) and plug this number into the Yasuo equation you get 2 values of x one positive and one negative. Finding the cancer level from the perspective of Yasuo. The work (solve for x) 1 = (x-0)^2 - 1 1+1 = (x-0)^2 +/- √2 = x-0 X = 1.4 or -1.4 As you can see there are two x values, or two cancer levels for yasuo. This makes sense as Yasuo can either be very cancer (killing everyone) or not cancer (feeding) relative to the opposing team. Now what does this mean. If we go back to the Elo equation (E = MC^2) of the perspective for the opposing team and plug in our Yasuo cancer numbers. E= ∞ x 1.4^2 Or E= ∞ x (-1.4)^2 We see two equations but get one answer E= ∞ x 2 E= ∞ Elo for the opposing team is infinity even though their are two possibilities for Yasuo’s cancer level. Although the cancer levels have two possibilities in the perspective of the Yasuo. In your perspective they both end up giving the opposing team infinite Elo. This shows that the enemy teams Yasuo will always win. For you're teams Yasuo the equation is simply reversed for your team as E = MC^2 is the equation for the opposing teams Yasuo. -E = MC^2 -E = ∞ E = -∞ Therefore a Yasuo on your team will always give you negatively infinite elo. This proves that a Yasuo on the enemy team will always win and that a Yasuo on your team will always lose.