Hank Hill, The Alpha Male (hilarious champion concept and no I am not being serious on this)

basically this guy, he sells propane and propane accessories: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1718704537/hank-hill_400x400.jpeg

Role: (propane) Tank Damage: AD Lane: Jungle/Top

P - Propain: Every attack Hank does will do damage over time.

Q - Propane Tank: Hank hill throws a propane tank, exploding on the first enemy hit, damaging all other enemies caught in the explosion.

W - Medium Rare: Hank hill eats a medium rare steak, healing a large amount and curing all status effects, he is invulnerable through the duration of this ability.

E - "I'm Gonna..." Hank hill kicks a target enemy, damaging them and kicking them back a fixed distance, damaging all enemies in the path of the kicked minion/champion/monster, while slowing them.

R - Propane Nightmare. Hank Hill sprints across the map (even through walls) to a target enemy and does a chain of attacks for 6 seconds, but he takes double damage while doing so from anything. The final strike deals critical damage.