Crazy champion idea

What about this. Passive: When this champion dies it creates a healing aura around its corpse for 5 seconds. Q: Your laugh becomes the laughter of your choice. Cost: None Cooldown: When you die as a result of an entire team targeting you. W: Create lag on the server for one target enemy for the duration of the game. Cost: Immediate termination of your account. Cooldown: 1 game length. E: Your adc changes form, into a different adc classified as a marksman. If the target is not a marksman, you and your ally immediately die and the client closes. Cost: One potentially angry adc. Cooldown: When he cools down you let me know. R: Switch your adc with one from another game of the appropriate matchmaking requirements. If the new adc dies within 30 seconds of this being cast, refund the cost. Cost: 100RP Cooldown: As soon as the new adc uses profanity to describe your support skills.