A Corporate Matter Season 9 Episode 11
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Conquering Conquerors With Conqueror
"KNOCK KNOCK!"
"Opens door." "What do you want?"
"Hi, I'm conqueror Alistar. I'm here to conquer this office building."
"Yeah, nice try. I don't want any damn cookies. Go away!"
"Slams the door in his face."
"KNOCK KNOCK!"
"I SAID NO!"
The heavy door is slammed once again. Breaking its hinges and sending it flying right on top of Korporate Kled.
"Come on, we just fixed this door!"
"I AM HERE TO CONQUER, AND I BROUGHT FRIENDS!"
"I'd hardly call us friends."
"I don't know, I think we can be described as work friends."
"The word you're looking for is acquaintances."
"Ugh. ALL GUARDS REPORT TO THE MAIN LOBBY!"
"What do you need boss?"
"Hmmm, I smell a battle."
"HI!"
"Where are the rest of you all?"
"We're it."
"What, that's not right. Didn't I hire like fifty guards?"
"You did boss. But remember, you fired them all. Or sent them to the underworks. You don't really tell me much so I'm not sure."
"Oh yeah, right. But I'm sure I kept that rocky fella around. Where's he?"
"You mean Guard Gargoyle Galio? He's still around, but I'm not sure he knows that he is supposed to show up when you call the guards, He's none too bright."
"Fine then, we will make do with this. GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!!"
They charge the Conquerors and have a battle in the lobby.
"Why aren't they dying?!"
"I don't know, I'm giving 'em all I got."
"You fools, you can't kill a Conqueror!"
"That's it, they are running Conqueror as their keystone."
"That's not fair, with a rune like that, we'll never kill them. It's just too much healing."
"We can't compete with that level of healing. Warwick, quick, go get me the monk!"
"On it!"
"Breaks into an all-out sprint."
Upstairs:
"Corporate Lee Sin's office, what do-"
"Runs past her."
"Fine, whatever."
"Warwick, what do- hey, get hands off! HELP, I'M BEING ABDUCTED! JANNA, DO SOMETHING!"
"Not in my job description."
Back down in the lobby:
"Got him."
"Good. Listen, my team can't fight this overpowered conqueror rune. You need to do something."
"I can't. Me and Riven are finally back together and she relies on it so much that a nerf to it would be a nerf to her. And I can't take the chance at upsetting her right now."
"Well, if you don't do something our building will be conquered by the Conqueror wielding Conquerors."
"What a tongue twister."
"You don't need me to nerf the rune. You just need someone who can abuse it more and out-heal them. Hang on, I have an idea."
"Runs back to his office."
"You finally ready to surrender to our glorious power?"
"We need to stay alive and hope Lee's plan works. Everyone still got their stopwatches?"
"Yep."
"Now's the time to use 'em!"
They all become invulnerable.
"Well, isn't this just a tremendous waste of time? We are just going to kill you as soon as those watches wear off."
"Not if I have anything to say about it."
"Aatrox? I thought you hated the corporates as much as anyone."
"I do hate them for what they did to me. But now I have made a deal. Save them today and I get a part of myself back. Which I can use to kill them later. Prepare to once again face, A DRAIN TANK!"
"Brother no!"
"Blasts Aatrox." "We have nothing to fear. Look how much damage on hit does to him. EVERYONE, UNLOAD ON HIM!"
"HE'S ALMOST DEAD, DON'T LET UP!"
"Hahahahaha!!!!"
"It's never good when you burst them down and then they start chuckling."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! PREPARE TO FACE THE TRUE POWER OF THIS RUNE!"
"Lands one Q and gets all his health back."
"Not good."
"Yeah, I'm out of mana."
"RUN AWAY!"
They were unable to run away, all attempts to fight were futile. Aatrox healed all the damage as soon as he took it. It was a bloody massacre.
"Woo, now that was fun to watch. Thanks, friend."
"Do not thank me, the contract I signed with Lee Sin prevents me from killing you right now. But rest assured, I will return when it runs out. And you will rue that day."
"Flys away."
"Why does everyone seem to hate us so much?"
"Everyone hates that which they fear. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!"