Summoner Showcase Blows, Lets Talk About How To Fix It

Hey guys, I won't lie I've seen a grand total of 12 of your summoner showcase things and I want to love it so bad. but it's a back breaking struggle shifting through the video on mute trying to look at all the cool community stuff without having to listen to the Disney channel tier acting coming in from every single show host you employ. When I read patch notes or ask riot posts (and this may just be me) I hear a voice that doesn't yell all the time and have a stroke when something mildly interesting happens. its cringe and the rather mature audience of your game won't appreciate the children's show vibe I'm getting with this peppy blonde. In community interactions like what I mentioned earlier the authors use language and tone in a more mature manner, slipping in reference to mistakes made in the past on riots parts or memes or even respectfully chastising the player base for their opinions of the game's state, and the use of certain swear words doesn't hurt either. The difference between this show and the written posts is that the written posts are filled with character. Certain writers act differently in their work and it's that character that keeps me reading riot related stuff. This showcase is the total opposite, it's the safest most unchallenging cuck of a shill-show that my only thought is that this is what 9 year olds use to convince their conservative catholic middle american parents to let them play LoL. A more down to earth and likable host who is in touch with the community would be much appreciated, then maybe you could get at least a quarter of your player base to watch this.

This of course is my opinion, if any of you disagree please feel free to insult me in any way you like, as i would do the same to any of your shitposts, or you could leave a constructive comment with your opinion on what would make this show at the very least tolerable and at the very best something to look forward too (aka the only reason to open the news tab).

p.s. fix darius's 4 glitches pls, I've sent like 7 tickets