Superhero Champ??????
Name:Danny Dorito
Passive: his cheesiness makes nearby champions distracted, making him have 5/7/9/11% chance to miss their abilities and basic attacks. q: Fire Nacho: sneezing makes you shoot fire out of your nipples, burning opponents for an initial magic damage and they lose 4/5/6/7/8% of their health over 8 seconds w: Cool Ranch: The ability to never have your headphones to tangle up in your pockets, which gives tenacity depending on level e: Green Onion: being in the forest and smokin' weed, a police siren comes out of your mouth which stays hidden and that inflicts fear and the champs affected gain 30 movement speed during that time. The sirens make helicopters reveal them with a spotlight for 5/6/7/8/9 seconds. This spotlight also reveals anything within a 100 unit radius of the champion. Only works when not in lane or in a bush r: 3D Danny Dorito: If you have an ally champ near you, he/she jumps to where you are screaming Danny Dorito. Nearby enemy champions start dancing and singing the goofy goober song and run in a circle around you. The first enemy champ to run the circle is deemed the fittest and is the sacraficial lamb, getting smited with true damage. If the champions get cc'd, then they will simply probably not be able to win the important race.
Gameplay: Danny Dorito is definitely a tank with his passive, but also able to dish out some great damage with his % health Fire Nacho. Hes also a great support with his amazing cc with his e and r, giving map awareness like none other. You're welcome
This great champ concept is due to my friend Maddie R. Just a reminder that despite the crazy ability names, this can just be an awesome joke skin for another more serious champ, just kinda like Draven Draven.