Referee Teemo or Dunkmaster Teemo

Need I say more?

Basketball skinned mushrooms. The sound of a ball popping Whzzzzzzzzzzz

A referee whistle for a blowgun, or maybe just don't reskin it at all

Jersey like Darius if he is a Dunkmaster. Otherwise white/black referee is fine.

Too many Teemo skins? I say not enough.

On a side note: even though he's been rebuffed recently, he still plays like garbage. Gotta drop that arm timer to make him viable in group fights.