Boat-phite the missed opportunity

So you can now get your first glimpse of Ironside Malphite on surrenderat20. I love the skin. However, Riot missed a huge opportunity here. If you are going to make a champion into a pirate ship it should have been Tahm Kench. Then when he ults "the boat" sets sail showing the top half of whoever sails him to his destination. Gangplank and Miss Fortune would finally get to go sailing. I still love the skin though.