@Riot plz: Make Ionian champion connected to tea (Gragas-like jokechamp)

In recent discussion we ended up connecting Ionia to tea (as among the countries of Farasia that Ionia is based on China is too) and I just got idea it would be ridiculously hilarious (in a Gragas way) to make champ teaholic.

I've like no idea what his attacks will be, what role to fill, what niché, nothing. I just need Ionian champ who drinks tea a lot with at least one referene within his kit. Rito plz.